Apr 21 2009Miss California defends herself on Today Show
Miss California Carrie Prejain who claimed marriage should only be between a man and a woman during the Miss USA pageant - with Perez Hilton as one of the judges - stopped by The Today Show where Matt Lauer gave her a chance to revise her answer. Here's what she said:
"The way that I answered might have been offensive ... but for me, it was being biblically correct."
Unfortunately for Miss Prejean, mixing various fabrics together is forbidden in the book of Leviticus which means her entire pageant gown is biblically incorrect. Sorry, but Jesus says I have to stone you. Now, smile!
Video after the jump.
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Feb 2 2009Barack Obama jokes about Jessica Simpson
President Barack Obama was supposed to be featured on the cover of Us Weekly with his family, but found his face covered by Jessica Simpson. In an interview with Matt Lauer, Obama jokes about the incident which proves the entire nation truly is captivated by her expanding ass. Us Magazine reports:
"Yeah, it's a little hurtful," he quipped when Matt Lauer showed him the newest issue of Us Weekly, on stands now, featuring a portrait of his family.
"You got replaced by Jessica Simpson!" added Lauer, who sat down with Obama before the Super Bowl aired Sunday on NBC.
"Who's in a weight battle, apparently. Oh well!" Obama said.
Thank you, President Obama. Your proclamation of "Oh well" will hopefully shut the mouth of every star who heads to their blog screaming "We should be celebrating the president blah blah blah." The guy's cool with it, people! And to cement that fact he should give me a medal. Or a jet. Or a medal that turns into a jet. Yeah, that one.
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EDIT: Added pics of Jessica performing in West Virginia over the weekend.
Dec 15 2008Tom Cruise wants you to love him again
Tom Cruise sat down with Matt Lauer on The Today Show this morning for the first time in three years. In 2005, Tom called Matt "glib" after the two got in a heated argument about psychiatry in reference to the movie star's criticism of Brooke Shields. Since then, Tom Cruise has learned a lot - but not really. The guy's career's in the shitter and he needs you to like him enough to see Valkyrie. Otherwise, Tom has to settle for his own prime-time drama, and the Church of Scientology won't be getting a new media room. Here are the highlights:
On calling Matt Lauer "glib" while debating psychiatry:
“It’s a subject matter that was important. After looking at it, I really thought, it’s not what I had intended. In looking at myself, I came across arrogant. I absolutely could have handled that better.”
On if Suri is getting a new sibling:
“I think that’s a question for the women."
On discussing Scientology in interviews:
“I’ve been a Scientologist for 25 years. I think there’s a time and place for it. [But] when people are tuning in to hear about my movie, that’s what I’m here to talk about … I’m here to entertain people. That’s who I am and what I want to do. Certain issues and things have a time and a place in the proper environment.”
You know what's a great way to win back a female audience? Say "I think that's a question for the women" when talking about children. No, really, women love to know their place which in Tom's case is chained in the kitchen - except for that Broadway show you're allowed to do to shut your publicist up. Why do I suddenly hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet? No, wait, Tom, don't jump on the keyboa-
Xenu most hilarious! He will call celebrities the douche all the time. Give him moneys or Tom find you.
