Sep 22 2009Eva Longoria is cleavagey and other news
- Billy Joel buys finds a new prostitute lady prostitute. [PopEater]
- Miley Cyrus wants to be a "lawer." [Lainey Gossip]
- Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. welcomed a baby girl Saturday but didn't name her Buffy which immediately makes me question why I just posted this. [Just Jared]
- Olivia Wilde is apparently married to Shaggy from Scooby Doo. [PopSugar]
- Tom Cruise spends his afternoon reminding Katie Holmes she'll never outrun him. No matter how deliciously manly she makes her physique. [Celebslam]
- Jennifer Garner is considered attractive, right? .... Why? [Socialite Life]
- Mary-Kate Olsen continues to dress like an 83-year-old British nanny. [ICYDK]
- Gisele Bundchen thinks being pregnant is a good time to learn how to fly a helicopter. Was shark fighting class filled up? [Splash News]
Dec 8 2008Jennifer Love Hewitt eats food (And other stuff that happened)
Things that occurred:
- Jennifer Love Hewitt loves cheeseburgers. I knew it! [Me]
- Ginnifer Goodwin and Chris Klein break up. Two people found that news interesting; I'll let you guess who they are. [People]
- Jennifer Aniston says her private life is "none of your fucking business" during press junket. Meanwhile, Owen Wilson repeatedly leaves the room to get high. That actually wasn't a joke. [USA Today]
- Mary-Kate Olsen tries to shoot down pregnancy rumors by drinking and smoking all weekend. Hope her kid likes Down Syndrome. [Page Six]
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Dec 5 2008Mary-Kate Olsen: Pregnant or just trying to dress like my grandmother?
A potentially pregnant Mary-Kate Olsen went out to dinner last night in Manhattan with her boyfriend Nate Lowman. She could be hiding a baby bump underneath her coat, but then again it's hard to tell with these Olsen twins. She might've just eaten something. Sort of like how a snake in the wild swallows a mouse, and you can see it which is probably what's going on here - but with a Ritz cracker.
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Dec 1 2008Mary-Kate Olsen possibly carrying little anorexic-to-be
A fetus, in our Mary-Kate Olsen? It's more likely than you think. NZCity reports:
The 22-year-old star – who shot to fame alongside twin sister Ashley in hit US TV show ‘Full House’ aged nine months – has sparked rumours she is expecting her first child after her weight shot up to 102lbs, according to National Enquirer magazine.
A source said: "Mary-Kate has been looking a lot rounder recently. It is good she has put on weight, because she previously suffered from anorexia, but a lot of people think she could actually be attempting to hide her pregnancy."
Mary-Kate has been dating New York artist Nate Lowman since the beginning of the year and is said to have been inspired to start a family by late actor, and close friend, Heath Ledger – who told her becoming a father was the most rewarding thing he had ever done.
The source added: "Mary-Kate really took Heath’s words to heart. She wanted the same kind of fulfillment in her life that Heath found in his after becoming a dad.
"She is really happy with Nate and is very excited they will soon be starting their family together.”
Whoa; she shot up to 102 pounds?! M-K must be housing quintuplets in that womb of hers. Who even knew that a woman is even capable of sustaining a child on a diet of black coffee and air? Nonetheless, all the best to Mary Kate and her blessing to be, which will surely be the cutest Sea Monkey ever.
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Oct 29 2008Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen sign things
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen signed copies of their new book Influence yesterday at the Union Square Barnes & Noble in New York City yesterday. The twins had a strict set of rules for the event that basically entails them sitting at a table like mute Muppets who can't believe they agreed to this. Here's the entire set of guidelines via Racked.com:
1) Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen will be with us for a limited time. They will only be signing copies of their book, Influence. They will not be speaking, reading or taking questions.
2) Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen will NOT sign any memorabilia or product other than Influence. There is a limit of one book per person, and your one book must be purchased here.
3) You will be directed to pay for your book upon entering the store and will be given a receipt for your purchase. Please keep your receipt. You will receive your book at the signing table.
4) Along with your receipt, you will be given a B&N wristband, and then directed to the event space on the 4th floor. You must have a receipt and a wristband to access the 4th floor.
5) Anyone approaching the signing table must have paid for the book and be wearing a B&N wristband. One person, one wristband, one book.
6) You will collect your signed book at the signing table. If you have paid for any additional copies, a staff member will provide you with those before you exit the space.
7) There is no photography allowed. You must put away your camera or cell phone before approaching the signing table. The authors will not pose for photos.
8) If you leave, or the authors leave, before you are able to collect a signed book, you may present your receipt to a cashier for either an unsigned book or a refund. (Refunds only issued within 14 days of receipt.)
9) There will be no extra signed copies available after the authors leave the store. They will not be able to sign for anyone who is not on line. No pre-orders.
Since Mary-Kate and Ashley weren't doing a Q&A, I decided to skip the event and figured I'd post my questions for them to get back to me at a later date. Here goes:
1. Do you ever pull that trick where you take the glass out of a mirror and pretend you're the other one's reflection - then punch her in the face?
2. Not counting John Stamos, has anyone ever called one of you "Michelle" in the heat of passion forcing you to shriek like a vampire bat and fly into the night?
3. What was it like murdering Heath Ledger, and on a scale from one to 10, what'd you think of The Dark Knight?
Looking forward to your answers. Cheers!
Aug 7 2008Mary-Kate Olsen off the hook, Feds close Heath Ledger case
Mary-Kate Olsen is free to murder another young actor in his prime. (Please be Dane Cook. Please be Dane Cook. Please be Dane Cook.) Federal prosecutors have decided not to pursue a criminal case regarding Heath Ledger's acquisition of prescription painkillers and sleeping pills, according to the AP:
Prosecutors in the U.S. attorney's office in Manhattan had been overseeing a Drug Enforcement Administration probe into whether the painkillers found in Ledger's system were obtained illegally. But the prosecutors have bowed out "because they don't believe there's a viable target," said the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because no charges have been filed.
And by "they don't believe there's a viable target" they obviously mean "Candace Cameron's decapitated head arrived in a box this morning."
Aug 5 2008Mary-Kate Olsen's lawyer doing a bang-up job making her look not guilty
Mary-Kate's lawyer took to the press yesterday after a story ran in the New York Post claiming Mary-Kate Olsen is seeking immunity from prosecution before speaking to the DEA about Heath Ledger's accidental overdose. The AP reports:
"We have provided the government with relevant information including facts in the chronology of events surrounding Mr. Ledger's death," Miller said in a statement Monday, "and the fact that Ms. Olsen does not know the source of the drugs Mr. Ledger consumed."
The Associated Press has spoken to an official within the DEA who can confirm the reports that Mary-Kate's lawyer is indeed angling for immunity and refusing to cooperate:
The official confirmed a report that Olsen wants a promise of immunity from prosecution before speaking to the Drug Enforcement Administration. Olsen was a close friend of Ledger's, and was the first person called by a masseuse who found the 28-year-old "Dark Knight" actor's lifeless body in his Manhattan apartment.
Authorities have obtained a subpoena that could force Olsen to appear before a grand jury if negotiations with her lawyer fail, the official said.
Okay, let's cut to the chase: So, maybe Mary-Kate Olsen provided Heath Ledger with the drugs and left a note saying "Take 20 and call me in the morning." That doesn't mean she necessarily "killed" him, I think - maybe. Who knows? I'm not very good at this lawyer stuff. But, I do know a half vampire bat when I see one, and how do you convict a member of the animal kingdom? Answer: You don't. That's double jeopardy, my friends. I rest my case and object stuff.
Aug 4 2008Mary-Kate Olsen wants immunity in Heath Ledger investigation
Mary-Kate Olsen is refusing to be interviewed by federal investigators about Heath Ledger's accidental overdose until she's granted immunity from prosecution. This latest move proves what I've always feared: Pauly Shore knew something relevant when he claimed the Olsen twins are diabolical. May God have mercy on us all. The New York Post reports:
The actress' lawyer has repeatedly rebuffed attempts by the feds to question Olsen, who was the first person called after her masseuse discovered Ledger's body in his SoHo apartment in January.
Frustrated federal officials could obtain a grand-jury subpoena to compel the funky "Full House" actress to tell them whatever she knows about the "Dark Knight" star's behavior, his possible drug use and the events of that fateful morning, according to sources.
Probers have interviewed everyone connected to Ledger and his death, including his doctors, the masseuse, bodyguards, housekeepers, business associates and even the mother of his 2-year-old daughter, Matilda, his "Brokeback Mountain" co-star Michelle Williams.
"Ms. Williams was extremely nice and cooperative," a source said.
And by nice and cooperative, the source meant Michelle Williams grabbed an FBI agent by the collar and yelled "It was Mary-Kate Olsen, you sonofabitch! I'll have your badge for breakfast." But no one ever suspects the Olsen twins - until it's too late. I'm serious. They're still looking for Bob Saget's body.
EDIT: Turns out Bob Saget is still alive. I'm as shocked as you are.
Thanks to Liz who won't watch Full House without the lights on and a priest handy.
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