Sep 28 2009Mary-Louise Parker steals boyfriends
Mary-Louise Parker is currently dating 35 year old singer Charlie Mars, but according to an angry e-mail sent to Defamer, Mary-Louise reportedly "stole" him from his girlfriend of three years not unlike a situation to happen that happened to her with Billy Crudup. Here's what she wrote:
"Readers may find it interesting that actress Mary Louise Parker who was dumped late in her pregnancy five years ago went on to rip apart the three year relationship of her new boyfriend Charlie Mars and his then 25 year old Mississippi girlfriend.
Early June Mars was still in a relationship with news anchor Lindsey Brown who is a journalist in Meridian Mississippi. Mars and Brown met while Brown was finishing up college at the University of Mississippi. It was Brown who helped Mars move through his substance/drug abuse problems he has battled for the last decade.
You would think a woman who suffered so greatly at the hands of a man would work to make sure other women aren't betrayed the same way..."
The note ends with "ladies beware, cougars have no shame."
I know it's always easier to blame the other woman in these situations, but listen, ladies, as someone who has cheated multiple times, I can honestly say that you're absolutely right. If a woman offers to have sex with a man, it's basically impossible to turn her down and therefore completely her fault. It'd be like expecting a fish not to swim or a stripper not to have a secret asking price for a handjob. Some things are just nature.
Mary-Louise Parker Cooks Naked-Like for Esquire
Aug 26 2009Mary-Louise Parker outside Letterman and other news
- Miley Cyrus is a player. Didn't they stone women for that in the Bible? Just sayin'. [Lainey Gossip]
- Linda Hogan wants Hulk thrown in jail if he doesn't give her the Harley he promised in the divorce settlement. [PopEater]
- Leonardo DiCaprio asked to drop 30 pounds for his role in Inception. This is what happens when you hang out with Russell Crowe. [Wonderwall]
- Jessica Simpson is eyeing up another quarterback. To date. To date. Not to slap on a hoagie roll. [Celebslam]
- Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene bailed on a Twilight convention in Jersey. Of course, this would mean something if either of them could magically morph into Robert Pattinson. Or Harry Potter with new Dry-Humping Action. [Just Jared]
- Channing Tatum's stripper days returns to haunt him. And also show people he can emote. Who knew? [PopSugar]
- Katie Price hasn't cried once over her divorce from Peter Andre. Mostly because she's a robot sent from the future to promote literacy with her bionic breasts. I'm suddenly feeling my reading comprehension skills slipping. Help me, Katie-tron! [Socialite Life]
- Eddie Cibrian has filed for divorce AND is seeking spousal support. Classy. [Splash News]
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Jul 10 2009Mary-Louise Parker gets naked-like for Esquire
Here's Mary-Louise Parker making my Esquire subscription worth every damn penny in the August issue. Now, I don't want to be one of those chauvinistic guys who says a woman's place is in the kitchen, but this is definitely the way to get a man to buy you something nice. Like a toaster oven. Or that frying pan you've got your eye on.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that probably gave Martha Stewart an erection. Also, thanks to Jonah Ray who only reads Esquire for the articles. And the naked women holding pies.
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May 17 2009Mary-Louise Parker regrets topless scene
Mary-Louise Parker regrets getting nude for the season finale of Weeds and claims she was "goaded" into it, according to the New York Post:
"I didn't think I needed to be naked, and I fought with the director about it, and now I'm bitter," the star of the Showtime series says in the June issue of More magazine.
"I knew it was going to be on the Internet: 'Mary-Louise shows off her big nipples.' I wish I hadn't done that. I was goaded into it."
Ha! Look at her big nipples! Now, what'd she just say?
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW versions despite the fact they encourage cleanliness.
Apr 9 2008Mary Louise Parker calls off engagement
Mary Louise Parker, the hot mom from Weeds, called off her engagement to Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Smiley McMoustache above, according to the AP:
Parker, who plays an upscale suburban marijuana dealer on the Showtime comedy, ended the relationship with her actor fiance, according to a person close to the former couple. The person, who requested anonymity because of the sensitive nature of the relationship, said the couple had differing lifestyles, but that Parker holds Morgan in the highest regard and hopes they remain friends.
While it should be illegal to break up with a man with a moustache, I'm amused by the headline to this story: "Parker ends engagement, AP told." Apparently the Associated fucking Press felt it necessary to point out that they have exclusive celeb gossip. Hats off to you, chaps! More importantly, what kind of friend calls the AP to spill the beans on your relationship? That'd be like me calilng CNN to tell everyone my roommate's girlfriend has the clap. Which she does, and I'm still waiting for a callback from Anderson Cooper. Ring, damn you!
