Jul 29 2009Marilyn Manson's feelings are hurt
Marilyn Manson has his panties in a bunch after an item in LA Weekly claimed he's a "paranoid cocaine addict who is nothing like his onstage goth persona." Here's what he wrote on his MySpace blog (Wow. MySpace?) via Page Six:
"If one more 'journalist' makes a cavalier statement about me and my band, I will personally or with my fans' help, greet them at their home and discover just how much they believe in their freedom of speech," Manson warns. "I dare you all to write one more thing that you won't say to my face. Because I will make you say it. In that manner. That is a threat.
Marilyn Manson is a 40-year-old woman on the verge of menopause.
NOTE: I live at Spencer Pratt's house and look exactly like him. So much so that people often confuse us with their fists and/or firearms. (Preferably the latter.)
May 28 2009Lady GaGa is bisexual, too. Of course.
I expected some originality from Lady GaGa, but in her interview with Rolling Stone she plays the tired bisexual card that seems to be the soup du jour of every female celeb lately. But at least this anecdote includes tons of blow and Marilyn Manson trying to get laid:
Lady Gaga's devotion to being a star drove her to order bags of cocaine and spend hours perfecting her hair and makeup in a tiny Lower East Side apartment after she dropped out of NYU several years ago -- well before she was actually famous. "It was quite sick," she admits. "I suppose that's where the vanity of the album came from." Her debut, The Fame, was almost entirely inspired by her relationship with a heavy-metal drummer named Luke, and their breakup profoundly changed Gaga. She tells Hiatt she's bisexual, but her attraction to women is purely physical. It's an aspect of her sexuality that makes boyfriends "uncomfortable," she says.
Her sexuality proclivities don't seem to offend Marilyn Manson, however, who lobbed a series of awful pickup lines at his new friend at our cover shoot (grab the issue to hear his worst). "She knows exactly what she's doing," he tells RS. "She's very smart, she's not selling out, she's a great musician, she's a great singer, and she's laughing when she's doing it, the same way that I am."
Oh, that's nice. She's uncomfortable with men as it is and fucking Marilyn Manson tries to pick her up. Jesus. I'm amazed this interview didn't end with Lady GaGa marrying Anne Heche and watching The L Word. On a golf course.
Nov 8 2008Evan Rachel Wood breaks up with Marilyn Manson
Evan Rachel Wood has reportedly ended her relationship with Marilyn Manson. Rumors were circulating that Marilyn kicked Rachel's deadbeat brother out of his guest house which caused the break-up. For some reason, Rachel felt the need to set the record straight in a statement to People which, apparently, is a magazine widely read by folks who care about Marilyn Manson. Who knew?:
"Manson and I both decided to take some time apart so we could concentrate on work. Someone used that opportunity to kick us while we were down and sell a completely false story," the actress, 21, explains in a statement exclusively to PEOPLE.
"Manson owns the house he lives in. My brother has never stayed there and the person that said such horrible things about Manson being 'controlling' and 'emotionally abusive' is certainly no source 'close' to me," Woods says. "Manson has been by my side and taken care of me through the best and worst times. I love him as a person and as an artist. I will always be proud to have been a part of that.
"If any more attacks are made on us, it is the act of a desperate, selfish person, who is angry to no longer be a part of my life. No further comment will be made and we request our privacy at this time."
No one really needs to give a reason why after breaking up with Marilyn Manson. It's pretty much a given you finally stopped downing absinthe for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Also, please don't insult my intelligence with lines like "Oh, I respect him as an artist." That's basically code for "I respect him as a guy who's rich enough to afford a bathtub full of cocaine."
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