Aug 31 2009Macaulay Culkin is Blanket's father?
Macaulay Culkin's penis may have provided the sperm that led to Prince Michael Jackson II being birthed by a surrogate and immediately collected by Michael Jackson's lawyers. The Sun reports:
Now sources close to Jackson say the Thriller star asked Culkin for the donation to help him complete his "perfect" family.
The source added: "This isn't just chitter-chatter, even Culkin suspects he's Blanket's father. So many names have been mentioned as prospective dads, and this is probably the wackiest yet. But Jackson and Culkin were best friends. He was one of the few people Jackson really trusted and Mack never let him down. Really, Jackson idolised him - that's why he asked Mack to donate sperm. Deep down, I think he always wished Mack was his son. Creating Blanket was the next best thing."
Culkin - godfather to Jacko's other two children - has told pals he will not comment in public out of loyalty to his late pal.
I'm almost afraid to ask, but when was the sperm donated? Because I'm having a hard time believing it was collected within a year of Blanket's birth in 2002. Like Michael Jackson would want the sperm of a legal, fully grown Macaulay Culkin. Ha! Good one, Sun. You crazy jokers.
Jun 30 2009Debbie Rowe's lawyer: 'She's the biological mother'
This keeps getting better. Debbie Rowe's lawyer just fired off a statement to RadarOnline stating that she is, in fact, the biological mother of Michael Jackson's oldest children:
"We refuse to be drawn into addressing the various rumors and speculation swirling in the media. The vast majority of what is out there is untrue.
"Particularly hurtful and insidious is the most recent rumor -- which is entirely false -- concerning the maternity of the children. Ms. Rowe is the biological mother of the two oldest children."
Sadly, no one has stepped forward to claim Blanket, but then again, the odds of a kid named Blanket lighting your mattress on fire while you're sleeping is pretty high. Don't believe me? Watch this insane video of Michael Jackson letting Macaulay Culkin play with matches after the jump. Then get back to me.
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