Jul 20 2009Lisa Rinna in a bikini
Here's Lisa Rinna in Malibu yesterday cheating the laws of time, age and gravity. Seriously, if these pictures included a shot of her sucking the life force out of a baby dolphin then magically reversing in age, I'd probably stroke my beard and say "Hmm... that's about right." Okay, I might be exaggerating a little - about having a beard. Holy shit, twist ending.
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Apr 21 2009Lisa Rinna in a bikini
Lisa Rinna took to the beach yesterday in Malibu and you know what always amazes me about this woman? That she exposes herself to the sun yet doesn't melt into a lump of plastic that her children use as a Frisbee. I mean, talk about a triumph of the feminine spirit. Take notes, Oprah.
Mar 19 2009Lisa Rinna severely overestimates the casting ability of car horns
Lisa Rinna attempts to get herself cast on the new Melrose Place. It's like, wow, where does the dignity end and the woman begin?
No, really, I can't tell on account of the collagen. Little help?
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Feb 26 2009Lisa Rinna can't believe how beautiful Lisa Rinna is
Lisa Rinna can't get over her own beauty. In fact, she wishes she could walk around nude for all the world to see, according to People:
"While I'm definitely a product of this mindset, I don't get all the fuss our society has over people's weight," actress Lisa Rinna told PEOPLE Tuesday night during Kate Somerville's skin care launch at the Four Seasons Resort in Palm Beach. "I am more comfortable being nude than hosting an event like this."
Added Rinna, who is set to pose nude on the cover of Playboy's May issue: "It is best to be moderate. I focus on fitness, eat healthy, and am lucky that I am not anorexic and my weight stays the same."
In fact, the actress believes she looks better now than she did at 34 when she posed for Playboy while pregnant.
Okay, two things for Lisa Rinna:
1. Julia Louis-Dreyfus is three years older than you. Take notes.
2. Do you have any religious beliefs that prohibit you from wearing a mask? Just askin'.
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Dec 20 2008Lisa Rinna posing for Playboy
Lisa Rinna, in an obvious effort to make my nightmares come to life, is posing nude for Playboy again, according to E! Online:
The TV Guide Network correspondent and former Dancing With the Stars contestant has more or less confirmed rumors—well, she's certainly not doing anything to squelch them—that she's planning to pose nude for Playboy.
"I'm the worst liar on the planet, I can't lie, so...I think that could be a yes," she told Extra recently when asked about the possibility.
Did anyone ask for this? No, Jesus, of course not. I'm pretty sure the editors of Playboy are just throwing darts at a list of random TV stars from the 90s. Which means we should start preparing ourselves as a society for a Delta Burke centerfold. Think 9/11, but it's in your eye.
Jun 25 2008Lisa Rinna in a bikini
Lisa Rinna (Days of our LIves) hit the beach in Malibu with her family. At 44 she's not looking too shabby, except Lisa should probably lay off the collagen. I'm pretty sure I could land a small squadron of planes on those babies. And I'd do it too because I practice the art of seduction, ladies. Now, fasten your seat belts as you may experience some turbulence - or a really short flight. I mean, I respect your feelings.
