Nov 20 2009Kim Kardashian's ass in boots and other news
- Ashley Greene is the Kate Hudson of the Twilight franchise? But Ashley has breasts... [Lainey Gossip]
- Kate Hudson proving my point from above. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Vanessa Hudgens is still maintaining Zac Efron's cover. [PopEater]
- Rihanna performs at sea. [Just Jared]
- Barron Hilton has pull at nightclubs that let him illegally drink. Ain't Hollywood grand? [Celebslam]
- Josh Duhamel and Katie Holmes discuss the trials of having cock-hungry spouses. [PopSugar]
- Jude Law is an incredible neighbor. [The Blemish]
- Tyra Banks is apparently some sort of racist. [Betty Confidential]
- Tim Burton being eyed for fourth Twilight movie? I don't think the world's ready for the vaginal tidal wave of Johnny Depp playing a sparkly vampire. We need more levees, dammit! [Socialite Life]
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Nov 19 2009Katy Perry in Spandex and other news
- Audrina Patridge banged some dude from Glee. Apparently there's straight ones? [Lainey Gossip]
- Jamie Pressly is starting to have the chest of a 50-year-old sun-worshipper. Not good. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Adrian Grenier might be exposing Leighton Meester to his odorous wang. [PopEater]
- Alexander Skarsgard wants to get naked. [Just Jared]
- Aaron Carter: Why pay taxes when you can clearly buy meth? [Celebslam]
- Tom Cruise showed up on the set of Katie's movie yesterday to surprise her for their anniversary, and make sure she wasn't talking to anybody about the dead dudes in the basement. [PopSugar]
- Will Ferrell named Hollywood's Most Overpaid Star by Forbes. [ICYDK]
- Lauren Conrad is still being paid to write books. [Wonderwall]
- Taylor Lautner quietly wonders why women never take their clothes off when he asks... [Splash News]
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Nov 18 2009Claire Danes' nipples and other news
- Miley Cyrus hates Twilight. How will a franchise survive without the approval of Disney's child stripper? Only time will tell... [Lainey Gossip]
- Stephanie Pratt should pay attention to this. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Gerard Butler does his best Michael Jackson impression except no Jesus Juice. FAIL. [Just Jared]
- Robert Pattinson probably pale-banged this, too. [Celebslam]
- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes celebrate their three year anniversary today. Ah, nothing like a day devoid of eye contact and human emotions. Cheers! [PopSugar]
- Sofia Vergara jokes about rape. HAHA! [The Blemish]
- Hugh Jackman hates condoms, or Democratic presidents. Could go either way. [Socialite Life]
- Pamela Anderson told her kids about her sex tapes. In related news, ax murders increased 500% in Malibu this afternoon... [Betty Confidential]
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Nov 17 2009Rihanna steps out and other news
- Ashley Greene tries to hijack New Moon premiere. [Lainey Gossip]
- Beyonce and Lady GaGa in "Video Phone." [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Kate Hudson denies A-Rod has a picture of himself as a centaur. (Read: It's a minotaur.) [PopEater]
- Levi Johnston isn't going full-frontal for Playgirl. [Just Jared]
- Nick Cannon better work quickly if he wants to finally consummate this thing. [Celebslam]
- Jessica Simpson only comes out under the cover of darkness. [PopSugar]
- Wilmer Valderrama likes 'em pale and cokey. [ICYDK]
- Pamela Anderson shopping in what I assume is a towel. [Splash News]
- John Mayer hates his "tabloid image," according to his Twitter/MySpace/viral video/Spotlight that reads "Hey, look at me! I'm John Mayer." [Wonderwall]
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Nov 16 2009Ashley Greene in Maxim and other news
- Angelina Jolie believes snakes are watching over her family. This explains the no marriage thing. Clever, Brad Pitt. Clever... [Lainey Gossip]
- Eliza Dushku evidently wears a thong. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Janet Jackson believes Dr. Conrad Murray killed Michael Jackson. You think? [PopEater]
- Gerard Butler in a kilt. [Just Jared]
- Lindsay Lohan caught doing cocaine. Wow, that must've taken zero to little effort. I assume somebody just stuck their head out a window and said "Hey, she's doing it again." [Celebslam]
- Ryan Reynolds bulks up for Green Lantern. [PopSugar]
- Michael Lohan in The Most Believable Story I've Ever Heard. [The Blemish]
- Heidi & Spencer get cut from the Today show. [Socialite Life]
- Alexander Skarsgaard wants more screen time on True Blood. Preferably with a naked Anna Paquin. [Betty Confidential]
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Nov 13 2009Britney Spears gets chesty with the kids and other news
- Johnny Depp offers to make Nicolas Cage's money problems go away thus saving us all from Ghost Rider and National Treasure trilogies. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jon Gosselin is suing TLC for $5 million which should just about cover his first month of child support. Maybe. [PopEater]
- Christina Ricci will be nude in her next film. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Rihanna's new video for "Russian Roulette" premieres. [Just Jared]
- Nick Hogan doesn't even remember John Graziano's name. [Celebslam]
- Octomom wisely chooses to do talk show skits and let sane strangers raise her 800 kids. I'm all for this. [The Blemish]
- Madonna and Jesus Luz might be getting married tonight, so when the seas turn red later, remember who gave you the heads up. THIS GUY. [PopSugar]
- Katie Holmes apparently can look even less thrilled to be alive. Who knew? [Socialite Life]
- Levi Johnston attends A Palin Family Thanksgiving. [Betty Confidential]
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Nov 12 2009Tommy Hilfiger's model niece and other news
- Josh Duhamel's alleged stripper-mistress apologizes to Fergie. Not for making all this shit up, of course, but for fucking Josh Duhamel in whatever magical dream land she thinks is reality. [Lainey Gossip]
- Stephanie Pratt thinks her DUI is "a blessing." [PopEater]
- Shayne Lamas is somehow getting her picture taken by the paparazzi. I don't even know. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Ashley Greene on the cover of Maxim. [Just Jared]
- Jessica Alba's stroller is apparently a highly-sophisticated baby finger remover. Adorable. [Celebslam]
- Lindsay Lohan cost the Ungaro fashion line it's soul, according to the founder. [The Blemish]
- Eva Mendes uses her sexuality to land movie roles. Really? Here I thought it was her classical theater training. [ICYDK]
- Donald Trump continues to throw Carrie Prejean under the bus after her Larry King interview. [Wonderwall]
- Paris Hilton plans on increasing security after the rash of Hollywood robberies, so look for her exposed vagina to start patrolling the premises at night. [Splash News]
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Nov 11 2009Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart marketing barrage begins and other news
- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart pretend to fake human emotions for a living. I rest my case. [Lainey Gossip]
- Lindsay Price and Josh Radnor broke up. I thought that might mean something to somebody, but don't quote me on that. [PopEater]
- Sophie Monk has some legs she'd like you to see. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Eliza Dushku is out of a job. [Just Jared]
- Kim Kardashian eating a popsicle. Where have I seen something like this starring Ray J before... [Celebslam]
- Kristin Cavallari continues to bang Audrina Patridge's exes at MTV's request. That's how you earn a paycheck, Lauren Conrad. Goddamn freeloader. [The Blemish]
- Jessica Biel wants to be the Lindsay Lohan to Jennifer Garner's Samantha Ronson. [PopSugar]
- Angelina Jolie and Jon Voight have reconciled. Finally! This candlelight vigil was boring as shit. [Betty Confidential]
- AnnaLynne McCord gives the troops some love. [Socialite Life]
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