Nov 18 2009Bar Refaeli > Leighton Meester
Here's Bar Refaeli launching Passionata's newest collection officially making her the hottest chick in lingerie today. I'd feel bad for Leighton Meester right now if my erection wasn't threatening to tear a hole in the very fabric of time.
*RIIIIIIIIIIP*
And here come the dinosaurs. My bad!
Nov 18 2009Leighton Meester poses for GQ
As promised, here's Leighton Meester's insane, lingerie-clad ass garnering her the title of GQ's Obsession of the Year. Unfortunately, these probably would've seemed hotter had Blake Lively kept her non-airbrushed breasts of power under wraps over the weekend. Of course, some might say that's just me trying to lower Leighton's self esteem so she'll do Playboy, to which I say, shut up, you're ruining it.
NOTE: Apparently to the people doing the mousing clicking, Leighton Meester > Bar Refaeli. Bumped to the top.
Nov 13 2009Leighton Meester in lingerie
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Here's Leighton Meester posing in lingerie for the latest issue of GQ. While the Leighton Ass is a force to be reckoned with, I can't help but feel Blake Lively should smother it to death with her breasts thus exerting her dominance as the hottest Gossip Girl out there. I know that sounds irrationally gratuitous, but sometimes all it takes is one man to stand up and demand what's right. Even if that man just spent the past 20 minutes trying to drop-kick a duck in another effort to prove survival of the fittest solves everything. Hey, I didn't see your name on those bread crumbs, asshole.
NOTE: Sorry, guys, had to take these down. However, GQ was surprisingly cordial about not suing my ass off, so look for these pics (and hopefully more) to resurface on The Superficial Wednesday Nov. 18.
Nov 4 2009Rachel Bilson in Flaunt proves I really can hate Hayden Christensen more
This is Rachel Bilson in the latest issue of Flaunt. This is also what Hayden Christensen gets to see naked thanks to George Lucas plucking him out of obscurity to take a horribly acted shit on my childhood. And this is me renewing my vow to stab that bearded bastard to death with an IG-88 action figure: Now I've seen your true form, Satan. Have at you!
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Nov 3 2009Olivia Munn is making things happen ('Down there')
Here's Olivia Munn posing for the "Hey Olivia!" issue of MYMAG which hits newsstands later this month is available exclusively online. Somehow she's managed to score herself a cameo in Iron Man 2, and I have no idea how she pulled that off except I do and I want to cover it in frosting and marzipan then use it to win a blue ribbon at a church bake-off. (Don't judge me.)
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Oct 16 2009Doutzen Kroes in an assload of lingerie
Sorry for the delayed start, folks. Apparently the Internet didn't want to hang out with me this morning. Anyway, here's Doutzen Kroes from the latest Victoria's Secret Lingerie catalog to complement Marisa Miller's bikini fest from earlier in the week. Go ahead and ogle these while I get a jump on the day's business. I SAID OGLE! *waves fist*
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Oct 8 2009Kendra Wilkinson: What used to be
Here's the final shots from Kendra Wilkinson's photo shoot with JSquared that she just posted to her blog. Some of these appeared in LA Health News while others Kendra kept for herself because apparently she's as vain as I am and should divorce Hank Baskett so we can spend our lives looking in the mirror together. Also, I'm great with kids. (They like beer, right?)
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Sep 24 2009Melanie Brown in lingerie
Since we can't have David Hasselhoff ruining lingerie for the rest of us (Hey, I didn't harsh his booze vibes.), here's Scary Spice Melanie Brown launching the just-revealed Ultimo Autumn/Winter 2009 campaign. Can you believe Eddie Murphy hit that? I mean, there's no way someone is this good at secretly hiding a penis the way he likes it. Not even Houdini.
