Sep 23 2009Lil Kim in a bikini
Here's Lil Kim jet skiing in Miami yesterday, and if I were her I'd be walking around a tad more pissed off. I mean, she's probably spent every dollar she's ever made on reconstructive surgery yet she looks like Black Shrek with Drooping Flapjack Action. No, really, if Lil Kim started speaking in Mike Myers' version of a Scottish accent, I probably wouldn't think twice about it.
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Jan 14 2009Lil Kim is a lil pissed about Notorious B.I.G. movie
Lil Kim isn't happy with the way she's portrayed in the upcoming Biggie Small's biopic Notorious and has issued a statement to the AP voicing her disapproval:
"The film studio and producers involved were more concerned about painting me as a 'character' to create a more interesting story line instead of a person with talent, self-respect and who was able to achieve her own career success through hard work.
"Even though my relationship with Big was at times very difficult and complicated (as with most relationships we have all experienced at one time or another), it was also genuine and built on great admiration and love for each other. Regardless of the many lies in the movie and false portrayal of me to help carry a story line through, I will still continue to carry his legacy through my hard work and music."
Biggie Smalls' mother Violetta Wallace commented on Lil Kim's accusations:
"This is not a Lil Kim movie," she said. "This is a Christopher Wallace movie. It has nothing to do with Lil Kim. If she's disappointed and upset, that is her problem."
I love how Lil Kim, who treats her face like it's a fleshy Transformer, suddenly feels the need to champion authenticity. On a similar note, Violetta Wallace's response could've easily been shortened to two words: "Cha-ching, bitch!" But that's just me keeping things classy.
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