Jul 21 2009Naomi Watts in a bikini
Here's Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber on vacation yesterday in Italy with their sons Sacha and Sammy. While it's kind of cool seeing Naomi in a bikini, I can't help but find these pics a little disappointing. Mostly because they don't involve Liev Schreiber drowning himself to atone for making X-Men Origins: Wolverine. That's $8 and 90 minutes I will never get back no matter how many action figures I perform voodoo on.*
*NOTE: Should Hugh Jackman suddenly get gang-raped by Spider-man and Snake Eyes from G.I. Joe, you never read this. Wink.
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Dec 16 2008Anthony Kiedis' kidney: 'Okay, time out.' (And other news)
This stuff might've happened:
- Anthony Kiedis has a close call with kidney failure. He knew things were bleak when the Olsen twins kept hanging around. They're like vultures, but for junkies. [NY Daily News]
- Tom Cruise hopes Suri pursues acting. Someone's gotta start making money in that house. E-Meters don't grow on trees you know. On this planet.... [Us Magazine]
- Dennis Quaid and his wife settles their dispute with Cedars-Sinai for $750,000 after they overdosed their twin infants with Herparin. He reportedly threatened to "go all Innerspace on their asses." You don't mess with that. [TMZ]
- Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber name their newborn son Samuel proving they're weirdos who don't want their kid to be ridiculed his entire life. Pfft. Can you believe these assholes? [People]
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Dec 14 2008Naomi Watts finally gives birth
Naomi Watts proved to the world she hasn't been smuggling immigrants for the past nine months by giving birth to a baby boy last night. The second for her and boyfriend Liev Schreiber. People reports:
"I can confirm Naomi and Liev had a baby boy yesterday," said the actress's rep.
A couple since 2005, Watts, 40, and Schreiber, 41, already have a baby boy, Alexander Pete Schreiber, born July 26, 2007.
No name has been given yet, but might I recommend "MuttonChops ChainsawFace"? It's adorable, yet like any good child's name, lets people know not to just pop over uninvited or the shit is on. Think about it, and congratulations.
