Jul 9 2008Lenny Kravitz pissed he got dragged into A-Rod fiasco

Lenny Kravitz is pissed that he ended up tied into A-Rod's divorce and blames his ex-manager Guy Oseary. Guy manages Madonna and A-Rod and was fired by Lenny two weeks ago when he learned Guy had a publicity stunt cooked up, according to Page Six:

Romero called Kravitz two weeks ago to tip him off that Oseary - who managed Kravitz, Madonna and A-Rod - was about to "pimp out Madonna and A-Rod," said a source. But Kravitz didn't approve and told Romero, "I'll take care of this" - and fired Oseary.... Romero believes Oseary planted the story in retaliation for being dumped.
Kravitz, Cynthia Rodriguez and Romero were all in Kravitz's tour bus when the reports broke in Paris. "Lenny looked like he was going to throw up," Romero told the Post. "Lenny said, 'I worked so hard to clean up my image and now I'm gonna get dragged into this.' "

Oh, poor Lenny Kravitz. Now people are going to think he's a cool rock star that gets laid. That's gotta smarts and, believe me, I know. People think I'm this awesome blogger who's constantly draped with nude supermodels and writes posts from a flying Lamborghini with a hot tub. Honestly, I don't know where they get this stuff. It's a Ferrari.

Jul 3 2008A-Rod's wife leaves him, shacks up with Lenny Kravitz

Alex "A-Rod" Rodriquez and his wife Cynthia (above) are officially separated, according to NY Daily News. Coming off the heels of rumors that A-Rod is having an affair with Madonna, the New York Post is also reporting Cynthia was getting her own piece of strange. And, hey, what do you know? It's freaking Lenny Kravitz:

Cynthia Rodriguez, 34, has been in Paris for at least the past four days visiting Grammy-winner Kravitz. C-Rod was seen outside the 44-year-old Kravitz's pad in the romantic City of Light as recently as Tuesday night. Meanwhile, A-Rod has been in New York with the Bronx Bombers.
The couple's two daughters - 3-year-old Natasha and 2-month-old Ella - remained in Miami, sources said.

Aww, that's nice. While Mommy and Daddy are banging the celebrities of yesteryear, the kids are left with a nanny in Miami. Then again, if my dad abandoned us to nail someone famous, I'd probably understand. Except when he actually did, and it was Mrs. Butterworth's. We had to go on food stamps, you sweet maple homewrecker!

Thanks to Merrelyn for the pic that proves A-Rod hates his penis if he chose Madonna over that. Maybe wear a helmet in the batting cages next time, champ.