Nov 18 2009Leighton Meester poses for GQ
As promised, here's Leighton Meester's insane, lingerie-clad ass garnering her the title of GQ's Obsession of the Year. Unfortunately, these probably would've seemed hotter had Blake Lively kept her non-airbrushed breasts of power under wraps over the weekend. Of course, some might say that's just me trying to lower Leighton's self esteem so she'll do Playboy, to which I say, shut up, you're ruining it.
NOTE: Apparently to the people doing the mousing clicking, Leighton Meester > Bar Refaeli. Bumped to the top.
Nov 13 2009Leighton Meester in lingerie
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Here's Leighton Meester posing in lingerie for the latest issue of GQ. While the Leighton Ass is a force to be reckoned with, I can't help but feel Blake Lively should smother it to death with her breasts thus exerting her dominance as the hottest Gossip Girl out there. I know that sounds irrationally gratuitous, but sometimes all it takes is one man to stand up and demand what's right. Even if that man just spent the past 20 minutes trying to drop-kick a duck in another effort to prove survival of the fittest solves everything. Hey, I didn't see your name on those bread crumbs, asshole.
NOTE: Sorry, guys, had to take these down. However, GQ was surprisingly cordial about not suing my ass off, so look for these pics (and hopefully more) to resurface on The Superficial Wednesday Nov. 18.
Oct 1 2009Gwen Stefani likes small children to see her bra at the park and other news
- Jude Law's dramatic reading of Lady GaGa's "Poker Face." [PopEater]
- Gwyneth Paltrow gives investment advice to the peasants. Splendid. [Lainey Gossip]
- La Toya Jackson looks like Michael Jackson with breast implants. Where was she during Jesus Juice time? That's what I'm saying. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Kristin Cavallari says Brody Jenner was "very vanilla" in bed. I would've assumed he was more Cookies n' Douche. [Celebslam]
- Reese Witherspoon's chin is getting out of hand. Look, she almost stabbed Paul Rudd! Then who's going to star in every Judd Apatow movie? [PopSugar]
- Rachel Bilson wears jorts. [Just Jared]
- Rose McGowan has ditched Robert Rodriguez. Awesome, now somebody with breasts can play Barbarella as God intended it. [WonderWall]
- Leighton Meester, Blake Lively hasn't made me forget about you. Completely. For the most part. [ICYDK]
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Aug 21 2009Paris Hilton is fishy and other news
- Criss Angel is such a master of magic, he has a woman's haircut. Ta-da! [PopEater]
- Billy Ray Cyrus approves of Miley's pole-dancing at the Teen Choice Awards. Is anyone really surprised by this? Honestly. [The Blemish]
- Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves are dating. [Lainey Gossip]
- Leighton Meester sounds like an amazing person to take to dinner. [Celebslam]
- Renee Zellweger needs to be stopped. Seriously. This is getting ridiculous. [PopSugar]
- Megan Fox is hosting the season premiere of Saturday Night Live. [Just Jared]
- Brad Pitt calls Tom Cruise's Valkyrie "ridiculous." Ha! Midgets can't kill Hitler.[Splash News]
Aug 5 2009Leighton Meester: 'There is no sex tape'
Apparently this must've been a very convincing-looking actress, because Leighton Meester tells Harper's Bazaar the alleged sex tape featuring her is a fake:
"[The tape] is not real," she says bluntly, "so it makes me sort of sad. It's unfortunate that it got carried as far as it did."
"I definitely understand the nature of people better now and that the mere allegation of something like that could be headline news. People think it's real because somebody says it is."
Wait. Is she talking about me? Because I seriously hope no one thinks something is true because I said it. Unless it's about me being sterile and/or Rob Pattinson's brother with a terrible British accent. Guv'nah.
Jul 28 2009Leighton Meester's great ass and other news
- Ryan Reynolds bailed on promoting Green Lantern at Comic-Con because he got in a fight with Scarlett Johansson. Smart. [Lainey Gossip]
- Katie Holmes almost went up in flames when a car caught fire on the set of her new movie in Australia. That'll teach her to smile in public. [Celebslam]
- Lindsay Lohan is getting movie offers? [PopSugar]
- John Mayer brags about getting laid at Comic-Con. Wow. Seriously? Even Pauly Shore walked out with two Supergirls and a Darth Vader. [ICYDK]
- Kate Gosselin just scored an apartment in Rockville, Md. Stop by the Orange Ball, Kate. The Geekologie Writer and I will not only buy you drinks but also practice contraception. Hey, don't knock it till you try it. [Just Jared]
- Madonna's diet and workout regime is "unhealthy." Shit, I shouldn't have said that out loud. Please don't haunt my dreams! [PopEater]
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Jun 29 2009Leighton Meester does music videos now
- Jon and Kate Gosselin are done making statements to the tabloids. Which means we can say whatever the fuck we want. Kate's vagina looks like an alligator! [Just Jared]
- Jackson Rathbone > Robert Pattinson? Or is that Twi-hard blasphemy? Oh, wait, one of them just nailed a dead bat to my door. It's blasphemy. [Lainey Gossip]
- Courtney Love somehow continues to walk among the living. [Celebslam]
- Paris Hilton finally takes the inevitable step into camel porn. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Gisele Bundchen prepares for MILFdom by using Bridget Moynahan's son as a practice dummy. [PopSugar]
- Leonardo DiCaprio had his shoes stolen by fans last week. I'm sure that'll make him feel special until later this week when Robert Pattinson's fans gnaw off his left foot. You heard it here first. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jun 19 2009Leighton Meester has a sex tape
A sex tape featuring Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester is apparently available online. According to TMZ, the tape is a few years old and was picked up by CelebHotline.com after being shopped around this week. Had I known, I probably would've forked over my entire life savings for it which may or may not be an unopened Chewbacca figure and half a bottle of Jack. I'm prepared for the future.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of maybe-Leighton Meester.
