Oct 18 2009Hey, let's whore out Miley Cyrus for Sex and the City. Because that's not at all f-cked up.
Nice to see Warner Bros. finally figured out how to entice 10-year-old girls into watching four cougars drunkenly bang their way through Manhattan. I mean, let's face it, those kids would've just spent that ticket money on candy, so clearly this was the logical move provided you ignore the fact we don't live in a Bizarro Pedophile Wonderland where rednecks dictate social mores. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go console the Baby Jesus because that kid is wailing. "Shh... shh... You can't go to jail for looking, little man.. shh... shh.. it's alright..."
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Sep 8 2009Kim Cattrall is that cougar again
Kim Cattrall filmed scenes for Sex and they City 2 in New York today, and here's a fun fact you should know about her: Anytime I meet a new person, male or female, I secretly hope their mother is Kim Cattrall and she's rekindled her love affair with scotch. Or made Stove Top exactly one hour before my mom does. Twice in one day? Alright!
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Sep 3 2009Olivia Wilde hawks perfume and other news
- Michael Jackson's funeral was today. I wonder what it was like when they found out his gravestone dispenses candy. Hmm... [PopEater]
- Salma Hayek flipped out last night at a restaurant when all the outdoor seating was taken even though she didn't have a reservation. Did any of this cause her breasts to shrink? No? Carry on. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kate Beckinsale is hot. I don't say that enough. [PopSugar]
- Janice Dickinson found a man willing to kiss her old, collagen lips without cash changing hands. [Celebslam]
- Ashlee Simpson talks about raising Pete Wentz's spawn on The Today Show. [Just Jared]
- Tori Spelling denies reports that Dean McDermott is only married to her for the money. Clearly it's for the sex. Because who doesn't enjoy banging a sickly, middle-aged woman with implants? And she even had kids. Score! [Socialite Life]
- Kelly Osbourne wants kids to stay off tattoos. Hey, doesn't she know educating kids is for commies? Oh, wait, that only counts if you're a black president. My bad. [ICYDK]
- Kim Cattrall is still a cougar. [Splash News]
- Cate Blanchett goes back to work after getting brained on stage by a co-star and pretty much makes Jeremy Piven look like a giant vagina. [Parade]
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May 28 2008Sex and the City NYC Premiere: I hope they wear insane dresses. Oh, good!
Sarah Jessica Parker and the girls dazzled New York last night at the premiere of Sex and the City: The Movie. And by dazzled I mean these broads look ridiculous. For a show that's about fashion you'd figure they'd at least look somewhat hot and not like my high school prom if everyone was 40. All that said, I present to you, for your mocking pleasure, the lovable characters of Sex and the City: HorseFace, Slutty Cougar, The One Who Used to Be Hot Five Years Ago and Does it Matter?
Enjoy!
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