Oct 8 2009Kendra Wilkinson: What used to be
Here's the final shots from Kendra Wilkinson's photo shoot with JSquared that she just posted to her blog. Some of these appeared in LA Health News while others Kendra kept for herself because apparently she's as vain as I am and should divorce Hank Baskett so we can spend our lives looking in the mirror together. Also, I'm great with kids. (They like beer, right?)
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Sep 16 2009Kendra Wilkinson's husband cut from the Eagles
Add getting a father-to-be fired to Michael Vick's list of offenses. The Philadelphia Eagles have cut Kendra Wilkinson's husband Hank Baskett just months before the two are due to have a baby boy. Us Magazine reports:
The Philadelphia Eagles released the star receiver, 27, to make room for Michael Vick on the team's 53-man roster.
The team said on its Web site that Vick, who had been on the exempt list, will begin practicing with the team on Wednesday. (Vick can't play in the first two regular-season games as a penalty for participating in a dogfighting ring.)
Of course, Kendra and Hank will be fine. Provided Hugh Hefner doesn't drop dead or no longer wants his diaper changed by a topless woman with ginormous tits, so maybe update that resume.
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Sep 10 2009Kendra Wilkinson's Baby Shower
Former Hugh Hefner prisoner Girl Next Door Bridget Marquardt threw a surprise baby shower for Kendra Wilkinson last night because that's what you do after fondling old man balls together. And this thing had everything! Retardedly huge prego boobs, Holly Madison eating a pickle and, of course, Grandpa Death. Does he want a handjob, or a bowl of prunes? It's anybody's guess.
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Sep 9 2009Miranda Kerr is chesty and other news
- Nicole Kidman has finally Botoxed her way to a third lip. [Lainey Gossip]
- Katherine Heigl is adopting a baby. How long until she teaches it to badmouth Judd Apatow, Grey's Anatomy and pretty much anyone who will keep mommy relevant? [PopEater]
- John Mayer might also be having sex with Kristin Cavallari. I won't believe it until he Twitters/blogs/makes a viral video/gives a TMZ press conference about it. Ha ha. He loves himself. [Celebslam]
- Whitney Port is single. Hey, John Mayer, found another one for you! [PopSugar]
- Kate Moss made a drunken scene at the GQ awards in London last night. Of course, nobody saw it because she was standing behind a cocktail stirrer. [Celebitchy]
- Rosie O'Donnell and Star Jones are saying "Fuck you, Barbara Walters" by starting their own talk show. [ICYDK]
- Hugh Hefner will attend Kendra Wilkinson's baby shower presumably for one last diaper change. She always used the right amount of powder. [Wonderwall]
Aug 28 2009Kendra Wilkinson is definitely pregnant and other news
- Kendra Wilkinson poses with her baby bump and does she know we can see her nipples? [Kendra Wilkinson]
- Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy was trying to pick up chicks the day she announced her pregnancy. That kid is going to turn out awesome. [Celebslam]
- John Mayer gives to charity because he cares and not for some douchetastic ploy for attention. Or do I have those mixed up? [Lainey Gossip]
- Kate Moss likes Gypsies, too. [Just Jared]
- Heidi Montag loves that Anderson Cooper trashed her on CNN. Of course. [PopEater]
- Madonna continues to swim fully clothed while showing Eastern Europe half her ass on stage. [PopSugar]
- Kelly Osbourne used to take 50 Vicodin a day. [Wonderwall]
- Irina Voronina claims she was fired from Entourage because she refused to flirt with the cast. Vince's Smelly Cock strikes again! [The Blemish]
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Jul 22 2009Kendra Wilkinson feels bad for Gosselin kids
A pregnant Kendra Wilkinson has learned a lesson from watching the Gosselin family implode on national TV. E! News reports:
Kendra says their baby, due on Christmas Day, probably won't be on camera too much if she and Baskett continue starring in reality television. That is a lesson she learned from tuning in for Jon & Kate Plus 8.
"We don't watch that anymore," Kendra tells me. "I watched back when it was good and they weren't all Hollywood."
She continued, "I feel bad for the kids. If we do have a show, none of that's going to happen...I want to be able to spend quality time with my child and not really give the world too much."
So for the record, back when Kendra watched the show when "it was good," was that before or after giving Hugh Hefner a contractually obligated handjob between diaper changes? Just out of curiosity.
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Jul 19 2009Kendra Wilkinson is having a boy
Kendra Wilkinson let the sex of her baby slip to E! News while shopping for newborn clothes Friday, and it looks like it's going to be a boy. Which shouldn't cause any awkward moments down the road. No, not at all.
HANK JR.: Mom?
KENDRA: Yes, dear?
HANK JR.: Who's Hugh Hefner?
KENDRA: Sonofabitch.
Jul 17 2009Kendra Wilkinson's inflating breasts and other news
- Jake Gyllenhaal's Prince of Persia official photo looks Middle Eastern. Not counting Jake. [Lainey Gossip]
- Nick Lachey has never stopped loving Jessica Simpson. Which is why he's going to need to bang a bunch of strippers before deciding to get back together. Because of all the love. [Celebslam]
- Jim Cavaziel was in a motorcycle accident caused by a crazed lunatic throwing a bicycle at him. Dammit, Mel! [PopEater]
- Katie Price might star in a remake of Baywatch. Huh. So there is a legitimate use for her. Weird. [Just Jared]
- Lauren Conrad mocks Heidi Montag's Playboy cover. Wait. Did Lauren Conrad just do something interesting? Or did I take the bad acid again? Shiiiiit. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Zac Efron is learning how to scuba dive. Will he bang a mermaid or a merman? Only time will tell. (Note: Go near Ariel and I'll cut you.) [PopSugar]
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