May 7 2009Kelly Ripa still wearing bikinis
Here's Kelly Ripa going for a swim at her hotel in Miami, and before you run off screaming in terror, you can barely see her "penis button." Which is actually kind of messed up. Was she aroused the other day or something? You know what? Don't even answer that. I want to be able to get an erection later.
May 5 2009Kelly Ripa in a bikini
Kelly Ripa is filming Live with Regis & Kelly in Miami and decided to take a swim this morning before taping. You know when a woman works out too much and ends up looking like a incredibly ripped dude? That happened here a long time ago and someone forgot to yell "Stop!" Mark Consuelos, I'm looking at you, bro, but mostly because I'm afraid to look at the tiny penis sticking out of your wife's stomach again. -- AHH!
Jul 10 2008Kelly Ripa is hot (I don't say that enough)
Kelly Ripa took place in the High Heel-a-Thon in Central Park to benefit the March of Dimes yesterday. Apparently, it's a bunch of women running in heels and ultimately breaking their nose for charity. Sounds cool, but why not just punch each other in the face then write a check? Yeah, that stuff. Alright, Kelly, start swinging and don't be afraid to pull some hair. You know, for the children. The precious, precious children - who love catfights. No, really, they told me. I wouldn't make something like that up just to see you snap some chick's sports bra. (Psst. The redhead.)
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