Sep 21 2009Gwen Stefani's bra and other news
- Kelly Clarkson loves her giant ass. [PopEater]
- Lindsay Lohan keeps mixing coke with Twitter. [Lainey Gossip]
- Leelee Sobieski is pregnant and exactly two people care about this. One of whom will be maneuvering through a birth canal. [Just Jared]
- Sarah Jessica Parker and the twins she didn't have to birth ease her biological son into the fine art of purchasing children. [PopSugar]
- Drew Carey just wants to be remembered, dammit. He was on Cheers, right? [Celebslam]
- Viggo Mortenson sounds like a badass dad or a hippie if you enjoy bombing shit for Jebus. [Wonderwall]
- Kevin Federline couldn't care less if you make fun of his weight. Unless of course your words close down KFC, then the shit is ON! [The Blemish]
- Michael Jackson appears in a new clip from This is It and, surprise, he looks exactly like the Joker from Batman. I know, what are the odds? [Celebitchy]
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Sep 17 2009Natalie Portman at TIFF and other news
- Kelly Clarkson continues to go after Kanye West. Though he shouldn't be concerned until she draws him a piping hot bath with sliced carrots in it. [PopEater]
- Paris Hilton might be the reason behind Avril Lavgine's divorce. Because everything she touches turns to dust. Or itches. Either one. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kellan Lutz shirtless and working out. Considering this a little something for all the ladies who suffered through Nipple Morning. Who loves ya? [Just Jared]
- Tom Cruise says sex with him is "like flying." Provided the aircraft is small and lands up a man's ass. [PopSugar]
- Chace Crawford is banging Bar Refaeli. I weep now. [Celebslam]
- Mischa Barton is doing a fantastic job staying sober. And by fantastic I mean Jack Daniels and Quaaludes. [The Blemish]
- Joe Francis gets kicked out of a club at the behest of a Brody Jenner hanger-on?! THE MAN BROUGHT US GIRLS GONE WILD! [Socialite Life]
- Lisa Kudrow : time :: Rihanna : Chris Brown. [ICYDK]
Sep 14 2009Kelly Clarkson to Kanye: 'What happened to you as a child?'
Kelly Clarkson hopped on her blog to tell Kanye West about himself:
Dear Kanye,
What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough?? Something must have happened to make you this way and I think we're all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national television and make a talented artist, let alone teenager, feel like shit. I mean, I've seen you do some pretty shitty things, but you just keep amazing me with your tactless, asshole ways. It's absolutely fascinating how much I don't like you. I like everyone. I even like my asshole ex that cheated on me over you...which is pretty odd since I don't even personally know you. The best part of this evening is that you weren't even up for THIS award and yet you still have a problem with the outcome. Is winning a moon man that much of a life goal?? You can have mine if it will shut you up. Is it that important, really??
I was actually nominated in the same category that Taylor won and I was excited for her...so why can't you be?? I'm not even mad at you for being an asshole...I just pity you because you're a sad human being.
On a side note, Beyonce has always been a class act and proved again tonight that she still is. Go TEXAS!!
Taylor Swift, you outsell him ....that's why he's bitter. You know I love your work! Keep it up girl! KC :)
Because writing full paragraphs is hard, other celebs took to their Twitters to bash Kanye:
"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." - Pink
"FUCK U KANYE. IT'S LIKE U STEPPED 0N A KITTEN." - Katy Perry
"I'm gonna say this, we should always have respect for each other! End of discussion" - Diddy
"congrats @taylorswift13 on your vma!!! you deserve it more than anyone!! I saw the devil in action when kanye west stole your mic! u rock!!!" - Heidi Montag
Okay, I think Kanye is a giant egotistical cock, but something freaks me out when a rich, Republican white woman starts claiming a black man is possessed by Satan. So, thanks, Heidi, for officially jumping the shark on this one. I'm sure Kanye's check is in the mail, or he'll be over later to pay Spencer. In ass dollars.
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Aug 12 2009Kelly Clarkson airbrushed so she'll 'look her best'
Self magazine is under fire for its blatant airbrushing of Kelly Clarkson on the cover of the September issue. But editor-in-chief Lucy Danziger defended the magazine against critics and stands by the cover. People reports:
"Yes. Of course we do retouching," Danziger writes in a post on Self.com. "Did we alter her appearance? Only to make her look her personal best."
Calling Clarkson "the picture of confidence," Danzinger writes, "I think this photo is the truest we have ever put out there on the newsstand."
WHAT?! Are you kidding me? You could've Photoshopped Megatron fighting a unicorn in place of her stomach, and it would've looked more "true" than morphing Kelly Clarkson into a size one. Seriously, George Lucas wouldn't even pull that shit, and he's so gay for CGI, he'd marry it if it were legal in California.
Aug 10 2009Kelly Clarkson loves her girth
Kelly Clarkson is fine with her weight and decided to fire back at critics in an interview with Self magazine who ironically wasn't fine with Kelly's weight because they airbrushed the shit out of her (above). People reports:
"When people talk about my weight, I'm like, 'You seem to have a problem with it; I don't. I'm fine!'," Clarkson, 27, tells the September issue of Self.
She also notes, "My happy weight changes. Sometimes I eat more; sometimes I play more."
The Texas native admits she still eats chicken-fried steak, but also has days when she prefers salads. "I love healthy stuff and junk an equal amount," she tells the magazine. "Whatever I'm craving, I go for it."
Her secret to losing weight, in fact, is to not go on a diet: "For me, it's the times when I'm not paying attention that I end up losing weight. But I'm never trying to lose weight - or gain it. I'm just being!"
Why do I get the feeling Kelly's one of those people who orders five Big Macs and a Diet Coke? Or eats an entire buffalo because she ate a salad for lunch. With only 10 chicken wings in it. Let's go with that last one.
Jul 31 2009Kelly Clarkson has a taste for flesh now. RUN!
None of us are safe.
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Jul 24 2009Tara Reid is still a sloppy drunk and other news
- Jessica Simpson is looking happy. A little too happy. Which means the McRib's back. Aww yeah! [Lainey Gossip]
- Jennifer Lopez turned 40 today. 40?! So, wait, 10 years ago I was fantasizing about a 30 year old woman's ass? Ahh, gross. Remind me to go back in time and burn myself. Sick. [PopSugar]
- Amy Winehouse has been acquitted of assault charges for attacking a dancer trying to take her picture. Wait. Who's Amy Winehouse again? More importantly, does she have 800 Asian children? That shit is so in right now. [PopEater]
- Kelly Clarkson continues her journey to become a modern day Mama Cass. Someone hide the ham sandwiches. [Celebslam]
- Rihanna goes for the Ace Ventura look. Oh re-e-e-ally? -- Shoot me. Shoot me now. [The Blemish]
- Gwyneth Paltrow debones a chicken on GOOP. That "DAYAMN!" you just heard was Colonel Sanders' ghost who just informed me he'd "eleven herbs dat ass." [Just Jared]
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Jun 12 2009Carrie Prejean gets pissy on Today
- Carrie Prejean's leaked e-mails between Miss California director Keith Lewis prove she was a massive pain in the ass - with fake breasts, so let's forgive her! Sorry, reflex action. [The Blemish]
- Rihanna and Chris Brown coincidentally attended the Lakers game last night but sat separately. Which means they're fucking! Get Anderson Cooper! [PopSugar]
- Nicole Richie has somehow gone legitimate. I wonder what was dragging her down before. Hmm... [Lainey Gossip]
- Sarah Palin and David Letterman are having some sort of tiff which only further proves Republicans have no sense of humor. (Ironically, not counting John McCain choosing Sarah for his running mate. Hilarious!) [Just Jared]
- Fergie should consider wearing a mask. Nothing fancy. Just one that doesn't make me wonder what she called herself when she had a penis. -- It was Chuck, wasn't it? She looks like a Chuck. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Kelly Clarkson is a whole lot of woman. Three of them, by my estimate. [Celebslam]
