Sep 17 2009Natalie Portman at TIFF and other news
- Kelly Clarkson continues to go after Kanye West. Though he shouldn't be concerned until she draws him a piping hot bath with sliced carrots in it. [PopEater]
- Paris Hilton might be the reason behind Avril Lavgine's divorce. Because everything she touches turns to dust. Or itches. Either one. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kellan Lutz shirtless and working out. Considering this a little something for all the ladies who suffered through Nipple Morning. Who loves ya? [Just Jared]
- Tom Cruise says sex with him is "like flying." Provided the aircraft is small and lands up a man's ass. [PopSugar]
- Chace Crawford is banging Bar Refaeli. I weep now. [Celebslam]
- Mischa Barton is doing a fantastic job staying sober. And by fantastic I mean Jack Daniels and Quaaludes. [The Blemish]
- Joe Francis gets kicked out of a club at the behest of a Brody Jenner hanger-on?! THE MAN BROUGHT US GIRLS GONE WILD! [Socialite Life]
- Lisa Kudrow : time :: Rihanna : Chris Brown. [ICYDK]
Aug 26 2009Mary-Louise Parker outside Letterman and other news
- Miley Cyrus is a player. Didn't they stone women for that in the Bible? Just sayin'. [Lainey Gossip]
- Linda Hogan wants Hulk thrown in jail if he doesn't give her the Harley he promised in the divorce settlement. [PopEater]
- Leonardo DiCaprio asked to drop 30 pounds for his role in Inception. This is what happens when you hang out with Russell Crowe. [Wonderwall]
- Jessica Simpson is eyeing up another quarterback. To date. To date. Not to slap on a hoagie roll. [Celebslam]
- Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene bailed on a Twilight convention in Jersey. Of course, this would mean something if either of them could magically morph into Robert Pattinson. Or Harry Potter with new Dry-Humping Action. [Just Jared]
- Channing Tatum's stripper days returns to haunt him. And also show people he can emote. Who knew? [PopSugar]
- Katie Price hasn't cried once over her divorce from Peter Andre. Mostly because she's a robot sent from the future to promote literacy with her bionic breasts. I'm suddenly feeling my reading comprehension skills slipping. Help me, Katie-tron! [Socialite Life]
- Eddie Cibrian has filed for divorce AND is seeking spousal support. Classy. [Splash News]
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Jun 11 2009Kellan Lutz is in those Twilight movies
It's a given that if you even mention the Twilight movies, any woman will instantly moisten herself. Which is why I'm counting on these Kellan Lutz pics to cause a flood of vaginal wetness so I can ride a dolphin to the bar like Aquaman with a drinking problem. Don't judge me for having big dreams.
Mar 31 2009Ed Westwick wears a kilt and other news
- Ed Westwick wears a kilt for charity. I wear one for general elegance, and my deep hatred of undergarments. Ladies? [Best Week Ever]
- Drew Barrymore and Justin Long are back together - in a movie! 1,000,000th blogger to make that joke! I win! [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Kellan Lutz of Twilight poses shirtless for Flaunt Magazine. Surprisingly, the shrieks of a thousand Twi-hards haven't deafened us all. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Alyson Hannigan has a girl! And, no, it wasn't holding a flute. But good question. [Just Jared]
- Melissa Rycroft of The Bachelorette is NOT posing for Playboy. She has principles including, but not limited to, being paid to pick a husband on reality TV. [Radar Online]
Jan 4 2009AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini
AnnaLynne McCord of 90210 took her death navel to South Beach this weekend with her boyfriend Twilight star Kellan Lutz. Granted, AnnaLynne is in a bikini, but is she really a celebrity? Or am I just playing God asking that question? I don't like to play God. Except that one time I turned my cat into a toaster.
*RAWR* *KABOOM*
Oh, nice. Pop Tarts are done.
