Jul 23 2009Milla Jovovich's hotness is debatable and other news
- Paris Hilton's asinine claim that Michael Jackson named his daughter after her DEBUNKED. [Celebslam]
- Taylor Lautner totally dumped Selena Gomez for his ex Sara Hicks. -- So that's what it's like to write for Tiger Beat. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kelis awarded $55,000 in monthly child support from Nas after giving birth to their son this week. Jon Gosselin will wish he got off that easy. [PopEater]
- Megan Fox's Jonah Hex poster is corset-y. [Just Jared]
- Johnny Depp made a surprise visit to Comic-Con today at the beckoning of Tim Burton. Who saw that coming? Besides anyone who's seen a Tim Burton movie. [PopSugar]
- Heidi Montag is performing at the Miss Universe Pageant next month. Really? Heidi Montag? Performing without an entire sound crew digitizing every sound coming out of her face? Remind me to burn my TV that night. [I'm Not Obsessed]
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May 1 2009Rihanna & Jay-Z plot Chris Brown's demise
- Rihanna and Jay-Z have dinner together, and most likely discuss how badly to fuck Chris Brown's career. Survey says "Right in the anus!" [Just Jared]
George Clooney loves the ladies. Even ones who were in elementary school during his run on E.R. The man's a hero, folks. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kelis files for divorce from Nas while carrying his baby. Hey, on the bright side, he won't have to cut the umbilical cord. :D .... This is why I don't work at Hallmark anymore. [Radar Online]
- Mel Gibson apparently pissed off all of Hollywood by bringing his mistress to the premiere of Wolverine. Dammit, Mel, it was supposed to be a classy affair about a guy who stabs people in the face with his claw hands. But noooo, you had to be a dick. [Celebslam]
- Kelly McGillis of Top Gun fame comes out of the closet thus proving Tom Cruise is contagious. [Pink is the new Blog]
- Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's marriage actually made it an entire year. I don't even think Nostradamus could've predicted that one. Then again, he doesn't even know what a Nick Cannon is, but honestly, who does? [I'm Not Obsessed]
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