Nov 19 2009HERO: Keeley Hazell shows her nipples for PETA

It's British Morning here on The Superficial, so here's glamour model Keeley Hazell going full topless topless for PETA unlike other celebrities who apparently want Bambi to die as a delicious hamburger in my mouth. How could you?!

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Nov 6 2008Keeley Hazell is no jiggy Heidi Klum - but she'll do

Apparently, it's Hot Chicks Hawking Video Games Week on The Superficial. Thanks, looming holiday season! Today's hot chick is rising British model Keeley Hazell who, according to Wikipedia, is "noted for her large, natural breasts (bra size 32E)." See, kids, learning is fun. On that note, If you're curious as to what vehicle Keeley is posing next to, I have no frickin' clue. Not really big into cars. (Read: My penis isn't small. Ladies?)

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