Nov 19 2009Katy Perry in Spandex and other news
- Audrina Patridge banged some dude from Glee. Apparently there's straight ones? [Lainey Gossip]
- Jamie Pressly is starting to have the chest of a 50-year-old sun-worshipper. Not good. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Adrian Grenier might be exposing Leighton Meester to his odorous wang. [PopEater]
- Alexander Skarsgard wants to get naked. [Just Jared]
- Aaron Carter: Why pay taxes when you can clearly buy meth? [Celebslam]
- Tom Cruise showed up on the set of Katie's movie yesterday to surprise her for their anniversary, and make sure she wasn't talking to anybody about the dead dudes in the basement. [PopSugar]
- Will Ferrell named Hollywood's Most Overpaid Star by Forbes. [ICYDK]
- Lauren Conrad is still being paid to write books. [Wonderwall]
- Taylor Lautner quietly wonders why women never take their clothes off when he asks... [Splash News]
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Nov 6 2009Katy Perry with Russell Brand's name on her ass
Katy Perry wore no less than 5,000 different outfits at the MTV EMAs last night, so here she is in a little lingerie number with Russell Brand's name on her ass which is probably the hottest thing a girl could do for her boyfriend. Or was until the part Katy where made a face that can only be described as Abe Vigoda having an orgasm. If Russell Brand can still get an erection after that, he's goddamn Kryptonian and should really be using his powers for the good of humanity. (Read: Reversing the Earth's rotation and stopping me from posting that last pic.)
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Nov 5 2009Katy Perry at the MTV Europe Music Awards
Here's Katy Perry hosting the MTV Europe Music Awards this evening in Berlin, and what the- does her face actually look hot in some of these photos? More importantly, are those light up nipples? If so, I'm moving to Europe where they know how to throw decent awards show. No, really, those Kraut bastards get light up nips and all we got was Kanye West having hot flashes. Almost makes you wonder if World War II was worth it in the end after all, doesn't it? Me, too.
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Oct 28 2009Michael Jackson hates breasts, Katy Perry
Katy Perry's breasts saluted Michael Jackson last night at the red carpet premiere of This Is It which I'd considered inappropriate in this context if she hadn't brought along a sparkly young boy. Nice save.
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Oct 25 2009Katy Perry should show more chest
Here's Katy Perry leaving the Mika concert at The Palladium Friday night, and seriously, could she dress any more conservatively? I feel like I'm watching Amish porn here. -- Or did I forget to minimize the window again? Shit. Does Katy Perry resemble a bearded guy rubbing butter on a wagon wheel? Because, honestly, I can never remember what her face looks like. It's sort of a gift.
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Oct 8 2009Russell Brand, I underestimated you
Katy Perry and Russell Brand arrived together for the John Galliano Fashion Show in Paris last week, and apparently Russell has cracked the greatest code known to man since the goddamn Enigma machine. Page Six reports:
The womanizing actor, who first locked lips with the "I Kissed a Girl" singer at an MTV Video Music Awards after-party, recently texted her a love poem he wrote himself, according to a friend. "It was cute," our source says. "And the best part is that Katy responded by sending him a topless photo of herself."
I think Russell Brand's friend is full of shit. I've sent Katy at least a million "love texts" without a response, and I'm starting to wonder how much this is going to cost me. Let's see, 10 cents per text times one million equals *punches in calendar* I have to sell myself into white slavery now. Awesome. Anyone know any non-rapey slave owners? I clean a mean window.
Oct 7 2009Katy Perry dresses like a 5 year old and other news
- Nick Nolte's son was arrested for DUI today. Lucky. The only thing my father and I ever did together was play catch and maintain open lines of communication. Way to be really there for me, dad. [PopEater]
- Dina Lohan launches Shoe-han and it's exactly as retarded as it sounds. [Lainey Gossip]
- Katie Price executes the always classic Britney Spears Umbrella attack. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Jennifer Lopez is "Lola" now. [Just Jared]
- Chris Brown is probably going to get sued by Wrigley's which totally ruins everyone's plans to make sure he suffers absolutely no consequences. Dammit, Wrigley's! [Celebslam]
- Shia LaBeouf meets Gordon Gekko. [PopSugar]
- Anna Nicole Smith was apparently our nation's most underrated acting talent. [The Blemish]
- Taylor Lautner just made Tom Cruise drop the shirt button he uses for a dinner plate. [Socialite Life]
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Oct 6 2009Katy Perry's cleavage at Paris Fashion Week
Katy Perry attended the Yves Saint Laurent Spring Summer 2010 fashion show in Paris last night, and clearly set her tits to "Nobody look at whatever the hell I have on." Which worked. She could have the exact location of Osama Bin Laden tattooed on her face and I'd still be able to pass a polygraph if somebody asked where he was.
CIA: You didn't notice it tattooed on Katy Perry's face?
ME: Why would anyone in there right mind ever look there?
CIA: .... You're free to go.
Based on a true story.
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