Jul 22 2009Katrina Darrell in a bikini

Remember Bikini Girl from American Idol? Well, here she is in Santa Monica yesterday living up to her name. Which is smart because, otherwise, I would've sued even though my attorney says I can't legally force a woman to wear a bikini. Then how do you explain Return of the Jedi, Matlock? I rest my case.
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May 21 2009Hayden Panettiere's tattoo spelled wrong
- Hayden Panettiere's tattoo is misspelled. Supposed to read "Insert Superficial Writer Here --->." [Just Jared]
- Keith Urban is hitting the Botox like Nicole Kidman. Didn't she just get out of a relationship with a gay guy? Or am I thinking of LeAnn Rimes again? [Lainey Gossip]
- Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt continue dry humping each other all over Cannes. That's one way to boost your movie career. Provided you don't get the clap in Spielberg's drink. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Katrina Darrell a.k.a. American Idol's Bikini Girl probably got implants. Or else she's allergic to bees and was symmetrically stung by two of them on each side of her chest. I'm not a doctor. [Celebslam]
- Rihanna's alleged new boyfriend says he's not dating her which means he's afraid of Chris Brown. Dude, as long as you don't have a vagina, you're perfectly safe. -- Unless there's something you want to tell us? [I'm Not Obsessed]
Feb 13 2009Katrina Darrell should've won American Idol. All of them.

Meet Katrina Darrell the heroic young lady who auditioned for American Idol wearing a bikini. - - She lost. Excuse me while I make a phone call. "Hello, Bin Laden? Mission accomplished. No, seriously, SWISH. Nailed it."
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