Sep 9 2009Miranda Kerr is chesty and other news
- Nicole Kidman has finally Botoxed her way to a third lip. [Lainey Gossip]
- Katherine Heigl is adopting a baby. How long until she teaches it to badmouth Judd Apatow, Grey's Anatomy and pretty much anyone who will keep mommy relevant? [PopEater]
- John Mayer might also be having sex with Kristin Cavallari. I won't believe it until he Twitters/blogs/makes a viral video/gives a TMZ press conference about it. Ha ha. He loves himself. [Celebslam]
- Whitney Port is single. Hey, John Mayer, found another one for you! [PopSugar]
- Kate Moss made a drunken scene at the GQ awards in London last night. Of course, nobody saw it because she was standing behind a cocktail stirrer. [Celebitchy]
- Rosie O'Donnell and Star Jones are saying "Fuck you, Barbara Walters" by starting their own talk show. [ICYDK]
- Hugh Hefner will attend Kendra Wilkinson's baby shower presumably for one last diaper change. She always used the right amount of powder. [Wonderwall]
Aug 31 2009Kate Moss gets topless for V
Sorry about the site outage, folks. I accidentally removed my towel in front of the server and it crashed itself out of awe and reverence. Welcome to my life. Anyway, here's Kate Moss posing topless with some Gypsies for the October issue of V Magazine. And, look, I appreciate a bare breast as much as the next guy, but seeing Kate Moss' nipples is getting a tad redundant. At this point, I'd probably be more aroused if she wore a bra. With a Christmas sweater. God, that's erotic...
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version of breasts I could draw with my eyes closed.
Aug 28 2009Kendra Wilkinson is definitely pregnant and other news
- Kendra Wilkinson poses with her baby bump and does she know we can see her nipples? [Kendra Wilkinson]
- Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy was trying to pick up chicks the day she announced her pregnancy. That kid is going to turn out awesome. [Celebslam]
- John Mayer gives to charity because he cares and not for some douchetastic ploy for attention. Or do I have those mixed up? [Lainey Gossip]
- Kate Moss likes Gypsies, too. [Just Jared]
- Heidi Montag loves that Anderson Cooper trashed her on CNN. Of course. [PopEater]
- Madonna continues to swim fully clothed while showing Eastern Europe half her ass on stage. [PopSugar]
- Kelly Osbourne used to take 50 Vicodin a day. [Wonderwall]
- Irina Voronina claims she was fired from Entourage because she refused to flirt with the cast. Vince's Smelly Cock strikes again! [The Blemish]
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Aug 7 2009Kate Moss is topless again
Here's Kate Moss sunbathing topless in Saint Tropez yesterday. As many times as I've seen her nipples just this year alone, I'm pretty much convinced Kate's father was murdered in front of her by a bra. Which is why you need to stop wearing them, ladies. Before you're next! Dun dun dun dunnnn!
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May 3 2009Kate Moss sunbathing topless
Here's pictures of Kate Moss topless in Monaco for anyone who was born today and has yet to see her nipples. Congratulations, kid, you'll see these more often than your own mother's. That's math.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions, so seriously, don't get fired over Kate Moss. Save that for at least Jessica Simpson.
Apr 4 2009Kate Moss still has nipples
Kate Moss was spotted in New York earlier this week with her nipples poking out. Which, let's be honest, is basically her official look. I'm trying to think back and I'm pretty sure she's never worn a bra. Ever. I suspect when she hit puberty her parents looked at her chest, laughed, and threw away the training bra they were planning to give her.
Dec 2 2008Kate Moss will bust you up
Is Kate Moss the Ike Turner of super-modeling? It sure sounds that way. Last week her boyfriend Jamie Hince was spotted sporting a shiner, and while the couple at first made some lame excuse about it, now the punch-tastic truth is coming out. The New York Post reports:
KATE Moss has finally come clean about who gave her the scratches on her cheek she recently sported: boyfriend and the Kills guitarist Jamie Hince. Moss had previously claimed a box of Christmas decorations fell on her head, but Britain's Daily Mail reports she was overheard at a London party for designer Stella McCartney admitting that she was actually involved in a "scuffle" with Hince over their holiday plans. Hince, for his part, was left with a black eye, which Moss says was the result of her "chunky ring." The on- again/ off-again pair are still reportedly on.
Some might wonder how Kate Moss, who weighs in at about 85 pounds, could lay that kind of smackdown on a full-grown man. But there are two things to consider here: 1) Jamie is British, and could probably be taken down with a crumpet to the forehead. 2) The amount of coke that Kate Moss has done in her life could probably stretch around the Earth six times. After a while that stuff will give you superpowers. (You can't argue with science.) Kate probably could have made Jamie's head explode like an overripe zit just by blinking her eyes twice. To put things in perspective, Amy Winehouse once suffocated a man to death just by twirling her beehive. True story.
Nov 7 2008Kate Moss has nipples, everybody (In case you forgot)
Kate Moss wore a see-through shirt while shopping yesterday in Hollywood and has to really be contemplating never leaving the house. In the meantime, if this is your first time seeing Kate's nipples, welcome to the Internet. Allow me to cover the basics: There's porn, and there's political discussions where you can write horribly racist shit anonymously without getting your ass beat. I hear there's other things you can do online, but yeah, that about sums it up.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions, so don't get canned squinting at your monitor. I'd miss you. Heart <3
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