Oct 7 2009Kate Hudson poses for sexy photos - with her son
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Oct 1 2009Kate Hudson looks pregnant to people
Seen here watching the Yankees play the Angels last week, Kate Hudson has dropped off the radar since New York Fashion Week in early September with rumors coming in that she's pregnant with yet another child support check for A-Rod to write. Or not. NY Daily News reports:
The Hollywood blond was photographed looking a teensy bit plump earlier this week, feeding the rumor mill that she's up the duff. At the time she was snapped, Hudson was house-hunting with her Yankee lover of four months in Malibu.
But alas, Hudson's rep, Brad Cafarelli, denies his client is expecting, which means she probably just ate a couple of extra nachos at Yankee Stadium.
Why do I get the feeling the Daily News just wanted to call Kate Hudson fat? "Well, we thought she was pregnant, but since her rep denied it, let's chalk it up to nachos." I mean, who uses that kind of journalism? Besides me every single day, but I think we can all agree I'm special.
Sep 15 2009Tori Spelling should stick to sweaters and other news
- Kanye West finally calls Taylor Swift to personally apologize and ask why the hell she doesn't read his blog. IT'S BETTER THAN THE INTERNET!!! [PopEater]
- Zac Efron or Robert Pattinson might be trolling Craigslist for a male Asian lover. Quick, someone get Jon Gosselin. [Lainey Gossip]
- Lady GaGa continues to fight crime by striking fear into the penises of criminals. [Just Jared]
- Kate Hudson looks about as thrilled to be at A-Rod's baseball game as Madonna at an exorcism. [PopSugar]
- Mickey Rourke has sex with models and they don't want people to know about it? The man was up for an Osc- oh, right, his face. [Celebslam]
- Stephanie Pratt literally begs to get into a VMA party only to have her credit card denied when she orders a bottle of champagne. Anyone else feel like they just heard the most heartwarming story of their life?[The Blemish]
- Megan Fox on Today. [ICYDK]
- La Toya Jackson is not what small children want to see when they're eating ice cream. "Mommy, this sundae tastes like nose." [Celebitchy]
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Sep 11 2009Jennifer Connelly is nipplely and other news
- Matt Damon and Brad Pitt tell an Italian reporter George Clooney is gay. Nakedness ensues. [PopEater]
- Kate Hudson's lack of breasts has its advantages. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jaleel White has an entourage who feel they're entitled to things besides laughter and a high five from Reginald VelJohnson. [Celebslam]
- John Mayer still thinks it's ironic to dress like it's 1985. [PopSugar]
- Mischa Barton is still blaming her wisdom teeth for a trip to the psych ward. But then again she is crazy. [Celebitchy]
- Audrina Patridge has a stalker. Just in time for her new movie to open. Who could've predicted that besides pretty much everybody? [Wonderwall]
- Penelope Cruz does NOT have a miniature Javier Bardem in her uterus. [ICYDK]
- Jennifer Aniston wants to take time off from acting which is funny because I can't remember the last time I watched a movie with her in it. What was that one where they were always at that coffee shop? [Parade]
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Sep 2 2009Blake Lively is a dame and other news
- Lourdes Leon recreates Madonna's iconic "Like a Virgin" outfit which means it's only a few years until she's snatching babies from small African villages. They grow up so fast. [PopEater]
- Victoria Beckham's bolt-ons make the cover of Elle. [Lainey Gossip]
- Shia LaBeouf and Carey Mulligan take their love public. [PopSugar]
- Megan Fox has only let five men see her naked. And they were all me. Hey, if she gets to lie, so do I. [Celebslam]
- Sarah Jessica Parker does not reverse-age well. [The Blemish]
- DJ AM does NOT have kids. Or a will in case you were wondering. [Wonderwall]
- Kate Hudson and A-Rod have already moved in together, and she wants to get married. Because that's exactly what a guy who just settled a trillion dollar divorce wants to jump back into. Then again, he stuck his penis in Madonna, so what's one more horrible decision? [Celebitchy]
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Aug 12 2009Kate Hudson's uterus demands A-Rod babies
Sensing her biological clock ticking, Kate Hudson wants to have a baby with Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez ASAP, according to In Touch:
The actress has a son -- Ryder, 5 -- with ex-husband Chris Robinson, but a friend of hers explains: "She just turned 30 and she's ready to have her second child. She wants Ryder to have a sibling, so she brought up the idea to Alex and told him that they would make a beautiful baby together, and that she would assume all financial responsibility." But the pal adds that A-Rod, who has daughters Natasha, 4, and Ella, 16 months, with ex-wife Cynthia, is just not ready for more kids right now.
Personally, Kate's playing this all wrong. I mean, yeah, a baby is a sure-fire way to nail down a man (Not counting Jon Gosselin's eight kids.), but c'mon, A-Rod was having sex with Madonna. That means Kate has a good 20 years, or some say centuries, before she has to worry about not being attractive to him. Unless of course she sincerely just wants to have a baby because children are life's most precious gift. Read: Her last movie tanked.
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Aug 11 2009Layla Kayleigh poses for PETA and other news
- Larry King needs to admit he's in an abusive relationship. Or is a pirate. Either one. [Celebslam]
- Jennifer Hudson gave birth to a baby boy. [PopEater]
- Kate Hudson is A-Rod's personal cheerleader whose vagina isn't a sarcophagus. That would probably make me do my job better, too. Just a tad. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kate Gosselin pretends to love her children in front of the paparazzi. [OK! Magazine]
- Emmy Rossum was secretly married to her ex Justin Siegel which is funny because I secretly don't give a shit. Dammit! I ruined the surprise. [Just Jared]
- Mischa Barton is that crazy person at work everyone's afraid to fire because she'll go on a desk-crapping rampage. It's science. [PopSugar]
- Lindsay Lohan's freckles are trying to spell something. "M-U-S-T F-I-N-D P-E-N-I-S. C-A-N-T L-I-V-E O-N V-A-G-I-N-A A-N-Y-M-O-R-E. 8-6-7-5-3-0-9?" [ICYDK]
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Jun 8 2009Goldie Hawn to Kate Hudson: 'Stop being a whore.'
Kate Hudson's latest relationship with Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez is starting to worry her mother Goldie Hawn, according to the Daily Mail:
'Goldie feels it's high time Kate settled down and left the dating scene behind for a while,' says a source.
'Kate's had a string of boyfriends since her divorce from Chris Robinson and it's always the same pattern - she falls hard and fast, then gets bored or has her heart broken. Goldie hates the idea of seeing Kate getting hurt again.'
Wasn't Goldie Hawn divorced twice before dating the married Kurt Russell? Just throwing that out there. Anyway, maybe it is time for Kate Hudson to settle down, or at least stop funneling every male celebrity through her vagina. At this rate, she's one step away from having sex with Dane Cook. Wait. That happened already? Did I suggest suicide earlier? Because that's what I meant to say: Suicide.
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