Sep 8 2009Kim Kardashian's only talent and other news
- George Clooney actually looks pussy-whipped at the Venice Film Festival. I smell an impostor. Pull his beard off! [Lainey Gossip]
- Gavin Rossdale thinks leather pants are suitable attire for a tennis match. Then again, he sticks his penis in Gwen Stefani. Carry on. [Just Jared]
- Tyra Banks is apparently bald. [PopEater]
- Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend hangs out with Kevin Federline now. Which means he's either learning how to cash a support check at the liquor store or which sweatpants hold the most chicken wings. [Celebslam]
- Cameron Diaz and Seth Rogen film The Green Hornet. [PopSugar]
- Mischa Barton maintains a strict fitness regimen. With Big Macs. [The Blemish]
- Karina Smirnoff and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are no longer having insane dancer sex that would break most mere mortal's bones. (Note: Talking about you people. Not me. Karina?) [Socialite Life]
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Jul 6 2009Karina Smirnoff in a bikini
A bikini-clad Karina Smirnoff and her fiance Maksim Chmerkovskiy hosted a Fourth of July party in Vegas Saturday, so consider these my penance for trailing off into politics earlier. You guys are right, I should stick to what I do best: Hot chicks. Provided "do best" involves a broad spectrum of activities from sobbing naked to sharing the same DNA as your sister's baby. I was framed!
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May 27 2008Karina Smirnoff nipples Mario Lopez in the face, gets hurled in disgust
Karina Smirnoff and her Dancing With The Stars lover/partner A.C. Slater hit the beach in Miami over the holiday weekend. Slater and Karina attempted to pull off some dance moves in the ocean until Karina's bare nipple hit him in the nose. A.C. responded by dumping her ass face first into the sea. All, while screaming, "Ew! EW! Ohmygod ohmygod it touched my nose! Does anyone have a wetnap? Seriously."
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions. Unless your boss is cool with Saved By the Bell characters getting nipped in the retina then, by all means, proceed.
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