Aug 5 2009Leonardo DiCaprio shirtless and other news
- Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are engaged. Because what better way to learn how to suck the life out of someone than getting married? Method acting: Aww yeah! [Lainey Gossip]
- Joan Rivers zings Jon Gosselin. [PopEater]
- John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are most likely having empty, yet still awesome, sex again. [Celebslam]
- Brad Pitt used to bang Juliette Lewis - and drugs were involved. Phew. That makes sense. [The Blemish]
- Sienna Miller apologizes for sleeping with Balthazar Getty and claims she's not a "shagger." Oh yeah? Your G.I. Joe action figure says differently. What's that, tiny Baroness? You need a bigger man?! It's Lion-O isn't it? I'll never love again! *runs away crying* [PopSugar]
- Paris Hilton scored a guest spot on the CW's Supernatural. Ironically, she'll play a ghost who keeps coming back no matter how much penicillin you take. Good casting. [Just Jared]
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May 22 2008Juliette Lewis in a bikini because, eh, why not?
Years ago, I swore a sacred oath to always post pictures of chicks in bikinis regardless of race, age or booblessness. You see, my father before me was a bikini poster. And his father before him. And so on and so forth through the Superficial lineage. Our sacred tradition dates all the way back to Krog the Cave Poster who was revered as a pioneer in his tribe. Until one day, fire shot out of his cock forcing the elders to deem Krog a wizard. He was fed to a woolly mammoth but not before passing on his bikini sharing skills to his son: Sir Jesus From The Bible Christ Superficial. True story.
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