Jul 26 2009Megan Fox wants to eat Zac Efron
Seen here promoting Jonah Hex at Comic-Con Friday, Megan Fox admitted she'd love to taste Zac Efron during a press junket for Jennifer's Body, according to Access Hollywood:
And while her character, a girl possessed by a demon is a literal man-eater, Megan said there's one real-life guy she'd like to bite into.
"Zac Efron," she said. "I think he'd taste like a strawberry cupcake."
Call me old-fashioned, but I'm pretty sure the best way to win a man's heart is to not out him in the press. LeAnn Rimes knows what I'm talking about.
Scope Out (16) Pics of Megan After the Jump
Jun 1 2009Miranda Kerr gets nude for Rolling Stone
- Taylor Lautner gets shirtless for New Moon trailer because there's nothing goth kids love more than raw athleticism. No, really. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Vanessa Hudgens might be increasing in hotness. Or that other chick she always hangs out with is looking less pretty. What's her face? Right, Zac Efron. [Celebslam]
- Jon Gosselin claims his female companions on Memorial Day were just family friends. Who he has sex with. No biggie. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Josh Brolin allegedly caught cheating on Diane Lane. Though, in his defense, maybe if he wasn't the only one consistently bringing home Oscar noms this wouldn't have happened. Just sayin'. [Lainey Gossip]
- Susan Boyle suffered a breakdown and was hospitalized after losing Britain's Got Talent. Yet somehow she still has more brute strength than Adam Lambert. [Allie is Wired]
- Daniel Craig and his torso are now an edible freezer pop - that looks like it's touching itself. You can't make this stuff up. [Just Jared]
Jan 22 2009Heath Ledger nominated for Oscar
Heath Ledger has cinched a posthumous Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actor in The Dark Knight which, surprisingly, did not garner a Best Picture nom nor Best Director nom for Christopher Nolan. I blame Katie Holmes. Look what you did!
Anyway, scope out the pics gallery for other notable nominees including the couple most responsible for overpopulation and the alleged homophobe who played a gay guy.
Full list of nominees on I Watch Stuff.
Jul 17 2008Josh Brolin, Jeffrey Wright got a taste of Southern justice (Read: Lots of TASERs and 'N' words)
The weekend arrest of actors Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright during an incident at a Shreveport, Louisiana bar was captured on cell phone video, and it's not good. The two were drinking at a wrap party for Oliver Stone's W when they were asked to leave along with the film's crew. At some point the owners called the cops which ended in several arrests. However, the details of the arrest have been revealed, and already the D.A. is considering not charging any of the actors. I wonder why? TMZ reports:
Local station KTBS reports and TMZ sources say Wright, who plays Colin Powell, was repeatedly tasered and pepper sprayed as he lay prone on his stomach in the street. We know witnesses heard the officers using extremely foul language, including the "N" word, directed at Wright.
Our sources say Brolin was observed by witnesses attempting to make peace and standing still as he was repeatedly sprayed in the eyes by cops.
Southern cops acting like racist assholes?! Hell's bells, Margaret, I could never imagine such a thing. Some might say this is what happens when you film a liberal movie in a Red state, but, c'mon, like these cops know who Josh Brolin (particularly a bald Josh Brolin) or Jeffrey Wright is. This is a prime example of: "Hey, Cletus, let's try out them thar TASERs. They works on electro tricity! Say, ain't you that guy from the Goonies? I better pepper spray you just to be sure." PFFSSHH. "Shucks! It is you! Do you mind if we lynch your colored friend? Shoots, I ain't supposed to say that no more. I meants Afro-can American friend."
Jul 14 2008Josh Brolin arrested in bar brawl
Josh Brolin (No Country for Old Men) was arrested early Saturday morning at a bar in Shreveport, Louisiana. Josh, along with his W co-star Jeffrey Wright and some crew members, were apparently asked to leave the bar and refused to go. The cops were called and brawl-larity ensued. The Shreveport Times reports:
According to Shreveport Police patrol report, officers were called to the Stray Cat bar in the 200 block of Travis Street just after 2 a.m. to deal with a rowdy patron.
As more officers arrived, several other patrons at the bar, including Brolin and fellow actor Jeffrey Wright, 42, tried to impede the officers, the report said. In all, the report named 10 officers called to the ruckus.
Josh is playing the part of George Bush in Oliver Stone's W, and it looks like he forgot to break character. It happens. That said, it's a good thing Josh isn't playing Dick Cheney. Otherwise, he'd have eaten a baby by now. Ha! Political humor. Hilarious! Coming up next on The Superficial: Pet jokes! Don't touch that dial.
