Oct 6 2009Kristen Bell is still banging that guy and other news
- Nancy Grace lunches on Jon Gosselin's balls. [PopEater]
- Don Draper kicks the shit out of non-fictional men. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kelly Bensimon needs to stop working out. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Paris Hilton will answer the age-old question: Can ghosts get chlamydia? [Just Jared]
- Mel Gibson's DUI has been expunged from his record which proves the Jews don't control every facet of the government after all. Just the police. (Drive carefully, SugarTits.) [Celebslam]
- Gwyneth Paltrow does Paris Fashion Week. [PopSugar]
- Kristen Stewart poses for Allure. [ICYDK]
- Beyonce talks about the Kanye VMA incident and how awesome it was Universal Music. Okay, maybe that last part was implied. Telepathically. [Wonderwall]
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Sep 30 2009Madonna eats our lowly mortal food and other news
- Dustin Diamond reads an excerpt from his tell-all book involving Mario Lopez's sexual conquests - with women. Nice try, Screech. [PopEater]
- Jessica Biel really did get dumped by Justin Timberlake: A convincing argument. [Lainey Gossip]
- Denise Richards: I'd still hit it. I don't care if she talks about Charlie Sheen's fear of breastfeeding the whole time, I'd do it. That needed to be said. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Katie Holmes should be using this time for something more useful than taking Suri shopping. Like, oh I dunno, fleeing the goddamn country and adopting a new alias. Kids love that shit. [PopSugar]
- Jon Hamm in Muppet form. [Just Jared]
- Jessica Alba finds acting work in the third Fockers movie. -- Why did that sentence feel like an oxymoron? [The Blemish]
- Kate Gosselin on slowing down the divorce: "Fuuuuuuuuuuck that." Okay, maybe not her exact words, but it's what she was thinking while stuffing her children in brown sacks with dollar signs on them. [Socialite Life]
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Sep 24 2009Britney Spears' nipples and other news
- Randy Quaid's wife puts up a fight while the two get arrested in Texas this afternoon. [PopEater]
- Don Draper will shoot your ass up. [Lainey Gossip]
- Megan Fox on the cover of Nylon magazine. Warning: Does NOT contain cleavage. [Just Jared]
- Kid Rock goes back to pretending he's a hip-hop artist again. [PopSugar]
- Amber Heard at the premiere of Zombieland. [Celebslam]
- Cameron Diaz is into firemen. [Drunken Stepfater: Site is NSFW]
- Milo Ventimiglia found a replacement for Hayden Panettiere. [Socialite Life]
- Nicole Richie promises not to look like Gollum again. Seriously this time. [ICYDK]
Sep 21 2009Mad Men at the Emmys
When I decided to make an Emmys post featuring the cast of Mad Men, I was immediately faced with a difficult choice. Who should be the top pic: Don Draper himself, Jon Hamm or Joan the office bombshell, Christina Hendricks? So I took the easy way out and Photoshopped Don's head onto Joan's body. I'm pretty sure this is wrong on a whole bunch of levels, but then again, let's not pretend it isn't oddly arousing. I don't know if I want it to pitch me an ad campaign or pour scotch from a bottle clutched between its ample bosom, so once again I'm leaning towards both at the same time. Jesus. I've found the solution to everything.
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Jun 11 2009Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson fight bigotry. I think.
- Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson campaign for marriage equality by putting tape over their mouths. Is it because they're both women? I'm confused. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Chastity Bono is getting a sex change operation. No! Then she'll figure out we're obsessed with breasts. Dammit, years of stealth operations down the drain. [ICYDK]
- Kristen Stewart's Joan Jett haircut angers Twi-hards. Unfortunately, they read the pansy vampire books and will probably jsut resort to bitching on the Internet. Instead of cutting themselves. Prove me right! [Lainey Gossip]
- Bret Michaels posts pictures of his broken nose which is really just an elaborate ruse to cover up the VD. Well played, Bret Michaels. Well played. [Just Jared]
- Billy Ray Cyrus is happy Miley left Justin Gaston for Nick Jonas. He can kick that kid's ass without even leaving the La-Z-boy. True story. [Celebslam]
- Jon Hamm photographed on the set of Mad Men. Because there's nothing like a full hour of smoking and misogyny. [PopSugar]
May 4 2009Hugh Jackman named his penis
- Hugh Jackman named his penis "James Roger." Well, I'm sold on Wolverine now. Who's with me? [Allie is Wired]
- George Clooney is testifying in Cindy Crawford's husband sexual harassment case. If it's a lady judge, here's the verdict: SEX-TASTIC! Followed by a lengthy mistrial. [PopSugar]
- Kate Walsh dating Private Practice co-star Paul Adelstein. I'm assuming this is juicy news, but then again I tried to get drunk off Scope this morning. Read into that however you like. [ICYDK]
- Jon Hamm is apparently super dreamy in person and nice as hell to boot. Hey, Draper, other people are working their asses off lowering expectations. I don't clip coupons for Olive Garden for my health! [Best Week Ever]
- Eminem has another new video that suddenly that has something to do with murdering McDonald's employees, Kim Kardashian and Hannah Montana. So, yes, he's still basically Weird Al. [Videogum]
- Madonna's publicist pretty much lies about everything. No matter how trivial the news, she'll tell you the exact fucking opposite. Which is why I'll be calling her later to say that Madonna is a normal human being who doesn't eat children. [Jezebel]
