Jun 3 2009Joe Jonas thinks he's Justin Timberlake

Here's Joe Jonas inexplicably dancing to Beyonce's "Single Ladies" ala Justin Timberlake on SNL eight months ago. For those of you keeping score at home: Touching a vagina before marriage makes Baby Jesus angry, but effectively rocketing out of the closet in a black leotard is now peachy keen all of sudden. Someone should probably let Spencer Pratt know.

Thanks to Kristine who basically just stabbed me in the cornea. Good times.

Mar 21 2009Joe Jonas is kind of a racist

First Miley Cyrus did it, and now here's Joe Jonas slanting his eyes for a photo. Apparently the key to being a hugely popular teen idol is to also be a raging racist. Although to be fair, it's more likely that he probably wasn't making fun of Asians and was just caught wiping off his mascara. Seriously, what's with all the makeup? Is he auditioning for the circus? Or is that just something really really straight guys do?

Dec 2 2008Robert Pattinson photographed with Joe Jonas' girlfriend

Cashing in on his success playing a brooding metaphor for Mormonism in Twilight, Robert Pattinson took actress Camilla Belle (10,000 BC) out for lunch yesterday in Venice, California. One catch: Camilla is dating Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. Turns out purity rings are no substitute for a non-celibate penis. Ouch. That said, you know who's probably more upset about this? Jesus. But only because of his deep, factual hatred of the British. (Thinks they're "kinda gay.")

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