Oct 6 2008Sarah Palin wants to play Tina Fey

What if Sarah Palin played Tina Fey playing Sarah Palin playing Tina Fey? My answer: The universe would collapse on itself with a quiet "We're mavericks, don'tcha know." But, apparently, the folks over at NBC and the McCain campaign aren't concerned with the very fabric of our existence, according to the Chicago Sun-Times:
Some key McCain staffers are content with Palin joking about the "SNL" routines on the campaign trail -- as when she scribbled "I'm not Tina Fey" on a supporter's cell phone and said she'd dressed as Fey on Halloween. But others -- including the governor herself -- think a return punch on the NBC airwaves is what's needed.
My political beliefs aside, I'll admit it'd be a good show. Because if the debates taught us anything, it's that Sarah Palin is awesome at memorizing words she doesn't know the meaning of - like "vice-president." Hi-YO! I'll be in the Catskills all week, folks. Try the veal.
EDIT: Moved the SNL debate video after the jump.
Oct 3 2008Sarah Palin is gosh-darn adorable a don'tcha know
Last night the Vice Presidential Debate took place between Republican Governor Sarah Palin and Democratic Senator Joe Biden. If you don't know who these people are, please engage in activities with a high risk of infertility. Anyway, consider this post an open thread/romper room to get your politics on and sound off about the debate. In the meantime, I'll be trying to salvage my eardrums which feel like they've been raped by Marge Gunderson from Fargo.
Oh, and who do I think won? How about I answer a completely different question instead? Waffles.*
*Didn't get the joke? Don't worry; I'll post about Britney soon.
