May 6 2009Brooke Hogan: 21 Years of Hiding a Penis
Brooke Hogan celebrated her 21st birthday last night at Pure Nightclub in Vegas, and you'd think Hulk would give her a night off from doing the inevitable creepy double-kiss photo. Then again, I'm not practically committing incest with a clone of my daughter, so what do I know? In the meantime, Brooke needs to fire her stylist for making her look more manly than Chuck Norris eating a steak. You can almost hear the penis-tape peeling away just looking at these pics.
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Mar 16 2009Hulk Hogan is kind of f-cked up
Here's Hulk Hogan laying a kiss on his girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel after watching his daughter Brooke "perform" Sunday. Or is that Brooke? I mean, Jesus, how can you tell? Plus the Hulk's pretty old, so how does he know when to go for the butt grab? Or am I wrong in assuming that's even a thought process?
"Blonde Girl. Smooch. Butt grab."
"Blonde Girl. Smooch. Butt grab."
"Blonde Girl. Smooch. Butt gra-WHOA! Sorry, Nick. -- But not really."
