Jul 13 2009David Duchovny shirtless and other news
- Mel Gibson directed his pregnant girlfriend's new video. Surprisingly, it doesn't involve torture and/or Jew hating. I'm shocked. [PopEater]
- Hugh Jackman gets it. ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds do not get it. [Lainey Gossip]
- Emmanuelle Chriqui's breasts turns women into lesbians. [Celebslam]
- Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan got married, and I debated whether to include them here, the shortbus of posts. Read into that what you will. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Jon Gosselin smokes cigarettes now. I will pay him $25 million to ash in Kate's porcupine do on the first post-divorce episode. And by $25 million I mean this doodle of a naked Kim Kardashian telling me to land the Millenium Falcon on her ass. [Just Jared]
- Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban had a date night just like a normal couple. Until they threw gold bricks at puppies. I'm kidding. Just Nicole did. Because she's dead inside. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Britney Spears choreographed the newest song on her tour herself, so if you're a ticketholder, prepare yourself for three-to-five minutes of dancers kicking toddlers in the face to get at a pile of french fries. [PopSugar]
Sep 12 2008Jenna Dewan still wearing a bikini
Jenna Dewan on the last day of her Hawaiian vacation pitching Step 3 Up, Yo: The Third Movie of Upward Stepping that's Really Dancing: "Okay, everybody wears a bikini - then does jazz hands for 90 minutes. Oh, and at the end someone dies in a gang shooting encouraging his friend to go to night school and become an orthodontist." SOLD! So, uh, where do I slide my VISA that doesn't end in Channing Tatum man-boobing me to death?
Sep 11 2008Channing Tatum & Jenna Dewan at the beach (Note: Post contains 100% RDA of bikini)
These are shots of recently engaged couple Channing Tatum and his Step Up co-star Jenna Dewan in Hawaii. I'd like to apologize in advance that most of these shots of Jenna don't show her face and all you see is her bikini clad butt. Not exactly classy, I know. So if it makes you feel better, I edited these photos while smoking a pipe in my study and wearing a monogrammed robe. And by monogrammed I mean Wile E. Coyote chasing the Roadrunner. Ha ha! His skates have rockets.
EDIT: Found some of Jenna from the front. Umm, yay?
