Jul 21 2009Kevin Federline wants his own reality show
Because KFC doesn't grow on trees, Kevin Federline wants to pitch a new reality show featuring his girlfriend VIctoria Prince and his sons Sean and Jayden according to E! News:
"Victoria is a big part of the series," says the source. "They are not engaged, but she lives with him full-time in his place in Encino."
Lucky for Victoria, Britney seems to have given the "step-in mommy" her seal of approval. "Victoria and Britney first met before Britney's tour at Kevin's home," says our source. "They had a meeting face-to-face, when Victoria was home alone with the kids. It was awkward, but Britney was nice."
When she isn't helping out with the kids, our source says that K-Fed's girlfriend, a former AVP volleyball player, is taking online graduate classes in communication. "Victoria actually quit her entry-level job at Fox Sports in L.A. after meeting Kevin," says the source. "She's considering returning to volleyball, but isn't sure."
I have to admit the premise sounds interesting. Mostly to see what habits the kids picked up from their mother.
VICTORIA: Kevin, why is Jayden using the washing machine like a giant cereal bowl?
KEVIN: Dammit all, Britney. -- Ooh, Count Chocula. Nom nom nom nom.
*RING RING*
VICTORIA: Who could that be? *picks up phone*
BRITNEY: DID Y'ALL JUST POUR SOME COUNT CHOCULA?!
VICTORIA: How did you-
BRITNEY: I'll be right over.
(I'm in.)
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Jan 29 2009Jayden James is a traitor!
Britney Spears' sons Jayden James and Sean Preston seem to be adapting nicely to Kevin Federline's girlfriend Victoria Prince. He recently took all of them, along with his children from Shar Jackson, up to the mountains for a getaway. This marks the first time I've seen a blonde woman holding Jayden in the woods where I didn't instantly think "Shit, that kid's getting fed to a bobcat." On a more serious note, Sean has moved up a notch in Britney's book for not sucking up to new mommy. Somebody doesn't have to sleep in the garage tonight. Yippee!
Jan 21 2009Kevin Federline's girlfriend slowly becoming 'Mommy that doesn't try to eat us'
Kevin Federline's new girlfriend Victoria Prince has been spending some quality time with Jayden James and, get the fuck out, Sean? Didn't see that coming. TMZ reports:
K-Fed and his new girlfriend, Victoria Prince, took Sean Preston and Jayden James out for lunch at a Japanese restaurant in Fresno this weekend -- where Prince played the role of interim mom.
It's always a delicate high-wire act when getting to know your significant other's kids. Except in this case where Victoria could sell one of them on eBay and still look like Mary Poppins. Not that that's an invitation to light Sean on fire, but he'll probably politely thank you for the first bit of warmth since he was in the womb. (Read: Britney tried to put a grease fire out with her belly.)
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Jan 7 2009Britney Spears has adorable family moment where I'm surprisingly not frightened for her children
Here's a family photo of Britney Spears with her sons Sean and Jayden outside of her mom's house in Louisiana New Year's Eve. They're all snazzed up for Bryan Spears' wedding which they never made it to because Britney tried to feed Sean to that nutcracker back there. Okay, I might've made that up, but let's not pretend it wasn't the most realistic scenario you've ever heard in your life.
There's more exclusive family pics you can peruse at Britney Spears.com including one of just Britney and Sean. Don't tell me that wasn't Photoshopped.
Dec 11 2008Britney Spears' Season Greetings
Britney Spears recorded a holiday greeting for her website, and it also stars Jayden James and Sean Preston. Of course, half of Sean's face is cut off because market research shows he's not a successful driver in the fourth quarter. Maybe if he'd stayed tiny and cute like his brother, we wouldn't have this problem, y'all. Now who wants to eat Christmas bulbs with mommy? This one's got glitter. *CRUNCH*
