Sep 20 2009Halle Berry is hot and other news
- Jon Gosselin's "sex appeal" is explained with absolutely no mention of a penis wrapped in hundred dollar bills being presented on the back of an ATV. So take it with a grain of salt. [PopEater]
- Gwyneth Paltrow returns to tell the unwashed masses how to live their pitiful peasant lives. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kristen Bell, Kristin Davis and Malin Ackerman pose for the cover of Self. Man, I would've loved to have been a fly on all those breasts. Bzzzz! [Just Jared]
- Robert Pattinson broods in the rain. [PopSugar]
- Lindsay Lohan can sleep easier. Police arrested one of the three burglars who stole a wall safe from her home. They're still looking for two other women which everyone knows was really Lindsay so coked up she appeared to be standing in two places at once in surveillance footage. You heard it here first. [Celebslam]
- January Jones wants to keep her vagina private. [Wonderwall]
- Jay-Z defends Kanye West on BBC Radio. [Socialite Life]
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Aug 20 2009Jay-Z runs some sort of town and other news
- Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPs all over the Internet. [Lainey Gossip]
- Sting's daughter completely murders his image. [PopEater]
- Paris Hilton ducks $8 million lawsuit. Still has the clap. [PopSugar]
- Joan Rivers won't be alone in a kitchen with Mel Gibson. Her words. [Splash News]
- Sarah Jessica Parker gives Madonna a run for her money for the title of "Hands that I'd Rather Saw My Penis Off Before I Let Them Touch Me." [Celebslam]
- Michael Jackson's brothers might get their own reality show. Of course. [Socialite Life]
- Renee Zellweger's face hurts me. [Just Jared]
- Lady GaGa wears vampire teeth now. I guess this was the next logical step. Followed by a propeller beanie. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jun 30 2009Chris Brown's BET Awards performance nixed by Jay-Z
Chris Brown had a chance to perform at Sunday's BET Awards, but producers supposedly backed out at the last minute after Jay-Z and Al Sharpton pulled some strings. NY Daily News reports:
One source says Brown's absence came at the insistence of the Rev. Al Sharpton. "Al made such a fuss to the BET executives that they pulled Chris," says our insider, who adds that Jay-Z also had a hand in the decision. "Jay is a big name in the BET community, and he was very vocal about his displeasure with Chris attending the ceremony. He didn't want Chris anywhere near the awards so close to the court's ruling."
Brown isn't taking the public dis on the chin, either. "He's furious," a pal of the singer tells us. "BET asked him to perform and waited until the last minute to tell him it was off. He's pretty shocked and outraged right now."
Producers were also concerned it would've been "bad taste" to have Chris Brown perform since the show was quickly revamped to honor the life of Michael Jackson. Personally, I don't think Michael would've minded. Except, wait, Chris Brown's over 18 now, isn't he? Never mind.
May 1 2009Rihanna & Jay-Z plot Chris Brown's demise
- Rihanna and Jay-Z have dinner together, and most likely discuss how badly to fuck Chris Brown's career. Survey says "Right in the anus!" [Just Jared]
George Clooney loves the ladies. Even ones who were in elementary school during his run on E.R. The man's a hero, folks. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kelis files for divorce from Nas while carrying his baby. Hey, on the bright side, he won't have to cut the umbilical cord. :D .... This is why I don't work at Hallmark anymore. [Radar Online]
- Mel Gibson apparently pissed off all of Hollywood by bringing his mistress to the premiere of Wolverine. Dammit, Mel, it was supposed to be a classy affair about a guy who stabs people in the face with his claw hands. But noooo, you had to be a dick. [Celebslam]
- Kelly McGillis of Top Gun fame comes out of the closet thus proving Tom Cruise is contagious. [Pink is the new Blog]
- Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's marriage actually made it an entire year. I don't even think Nostradamus could've predicted that one. Then again, he doesn't even know what a Nick Cannon is, but honestly, who does? [I'm Not Obsessed]
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