Jul 13 2009Holly Madison & Jason Statham?
Jason Statham and Holly Madison hit it off Saturday night at the UFC fight where Holly was an honorary ring girl. Being the gentleman that he is, Jason introduced himself then went and watched her strip naked per the customary laws of chivalry. E! News reports:
A couple hours later, Statham checked out Madison's performance in the 10:30 p.m. showing of striptease-filled Peepshow at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino.
A source reports that the two were "getting to know each other" during the wee hours over drinks at Strip House.
No word on how late they stayed out, but on Sunday at 9 a.m., Madison posted on her Twitter page that she was off to church. "Sleepy. :-)," she wrote.
Ha! Church?! What is it with all these chicks posing for Playboy but going to church? I mean, sure, Mary Magdalene was the original "Girl Next Door," but try equating Hugh Hefner with Jesus to the pope. Dude will stab you with that hat like a hobo in a knife fight.
Apr 17 2009Jessica Simpson's parents are f-cked up
- Jessica Simpson's mom is apparently also obsessed with her daughter's breasts. Or she could just be trying to find a common interest with her husband. Married people are weird. [Celebslam]
- Oprah is on Twitter! Her first tweet-to-tweet was with Jimmy Fallon, and yet she continued to use the service. Is Oprah drinking again? [Just Jared]
- Elle Macpherson is still hot proving my theory that supermodels are cyborgs. It also proves my theory I'd have sex with a robot. Not counting the time R.O.B. took advantage of me in college. Last time I clean out the attic. [Lainey Gossip]
- Shia LaBeouf had trouble not falling in love with Megan Fox while filming the Transformers movies. "It's hard. It's really hard," he says. Meanwhile, Megan Fox is wondering "What would Angelina do?" Hope Shia likes kids. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Zac Efron and Jason Statham hate shirts and everyone thinks it's cool. I hate condoms and everyone's like "Whoa, there. I'd prefer if you not use my bathroom." Hypocrites. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Susan Boyle is about to get that paper. Forbes says she's poised to be a future multi-millionaire. Somewhere, Tron Guy sulks sadly while holding an eviction notice. Damn youse, cruel world! [Radar Online]
Mar 30 2009Jason Statham uses martial arts against the sea. Or just swims.
I don't know why I'm posting these pics of Jason Statham at the beach considering I severely overestimated the sex appeal of Gavin Rossdale. One day I'll understand what women like. Which, oddly enough, doesn't involve dressing up like Batman and waiting in the shower for them to come home from work.
I was holding flowers!
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Aug 12 2008Jason Statham kicked out of Playboy Mansion
Jason Statham got booted from the Playboy Mansion over the weekend. So, did he scissor kick Hugh Hefner? Or perhaps violate Mansion code by yelling "Holy shit, I didn't know they were hookers, too!"? Nope, none of the above. Jason Statham refused to have his picture taken. Page Six reports:
The "Bank Job" star showed up to Hugh Hefner's annual Midsummer Night's Dream Party at the Playboy Mansion dressed in a bathrobe, but when he refused to pose for pictures, a spy said, "he was escorted by five security guards off the property. It was rough."
Now that's something I can relate to: You don't want to look too badass in a picture by having a bunch of hot chicks all over you. Sure, it's nice to advertise you have the sexual prowess of a bazooka, but sometimes you just want people to know that "Hey, I've arm wrestled an elephant before." But enough about me...
