Sep 28 2009Dita Von Teese for Wonderbra and other news

- Jessica Biel needs to stop losing weight before there's irreparable ass damage. I'll notify the UN. [Lainey Gossip]

- Janet Jackson's bosom: We don't talk about it enough. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lindsay Lohan might be on Celebrity Big Brother. Somebody needs to get Spencer Pratt on there then tell Lindsay he's hiding uncut Colombian snow in his aorta. Or not and kiss an Emmy goodbye. It's your call. [Celebslam]

- Leonardo DiCaprio carries around dogs now. Why not? [PopSugar]

- Kristin Cavallari deserves more than Lauren Conrad. [JustJared]

- Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy got married. Whee. [PopEater]

- Jenny Slate won't get fired from SNL for dropping the F-bomb which was less offensive than Megan Fox's "acting." [The Blemish]

- Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson pout about being famous. [Socialite Life]

- Pamela Anderson denies she's broke which is actually true. Unless her vagina stopped working, then maybe. [Celebitchy]

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Jul 16 2009Janet Jackson might get custody of Michael's kids

In a surprising logical twist, Janet Jackson is emerging as the potential custodian of Michael's children Paris, Prince Michael and Blanket, according to OK! Magazine:

"All three want Janet to read to them at night," a Jackson family friend says. "They just melt into her arms when she walks into the house."
The feeling is mutual, adds the insider.
"Janet has completely bonded with those children in the last two weeks," the friend continues. "She has been their rock. It's clear to everyone that they are looking to her for comfort and guidance."
One concern raised is that at 79, caring for three kids might be too much for Katherine, a problem eased by Janet's presence.
"Janet is not only willing to raise those children, she is also the only relative who knows how to protect them," the insider tells OK!. "Janet knows the value of a private life and knows how to keep her personal life out of the news. She is determined to do that for Michael's children. She is saying that he would want no less for them, pointing out how far he went to shelter them."

This is actually the sanest thing I've heard come out of this debacle. Which is amazing considering I expected to hear something along the lines of Joe Jackson only hanging one of the kids off a balcony for not moonwalking right. But mostly on account of the arthritis.

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Sep 30 2008Janet Jackson hospitalized - and I know why!

Janet Jackson was rushed to the hospital last night when she "got suddenly ill" before her concert in Montreal, according to the AP. No information was given on her condition, but Janet's already rescheduling the show so it can't be too serious. Of course, I already knew that having read this item from Page Six which will drop a hint right in your lap:

The other night, Dupri and his squeeze, Janet Jackson, went to Tenjune, where, spies say, they shared bottles of Jay-Z's Ace of Spades Champagne and Patrón tequila with Ne-Yo, Busta Rhymes and Ice-T - until Dupri "vomited in Janet's lap. Ms. Jackson bolted out of the scene and sped off in her chauffeured Maybach." A rep for Jackson and Dupri didn't return calls.

I'm pretty sure getting puked on my Jermaine Dupri isn't exactly good for your health, but I've been wrong before. Like that time I thought I thought Brooke Hogan was a girl. Ha! I was way off.

Thanks to James who can not only hold his liquor but several assorted meats and cheeses as well. True story.