Dec 14 2008Jamie-Lynn Sigler & Turtle is really happening

So, it turns out this whole Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jerry Ferrara thing is actually happening. Now I know what you're thinking, "Of course, they are. You reported it." True, but fun fact: I don't believe a single word I write. To put things in perspective, I'm 100% convinced Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's children are rentals, Britney Spears is a figment of my imagination and Kim Kardashian is two beanbag chairs glued together - with a mustache.
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Nov 17 2008Jamie-Lynn Sigler & Turtle from Entourage: No longer just an insanely unbelievable plotline

Jamie-Lynn Sigler recently appeared on HBO's Entourage as herself and is the latest love interest for Turtle (Jerry Ferrara). Turns out their relationship isn't entirely fictional, according to Page Six
Sigler tells Page Six Magazine today: "[Ferrara] is a very special person, and I'll leave it there . . . I'm not a good dater. It takes a lot for me to even want to kiss someone. I have to have a connection, and those are rare for me." Well, lightning has struck. Last week, our spy caught the two of them at a party in the Hollywood Hills "kissing and making out all night."
Wow. This is just like what happened to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt while making Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Except not really because this is way, way, way less interesting. In fact, I think I'm in coma. *beep* (Heart monitor.)
Thanks to Jonah who once had a torrid love affair with KITT from Knight Rider.
