Jun 2 2009Halle Berry sexually assaults Jamie Foxx
Thanks to the news-suck that is the MTV Movie Awards, I completely missed the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards on Saturday where Halle Berry mauled Jamie Foxx's face after presenting her the "Decade of Hotness" award. Not only that, she went in for the crotch grab thus permitting Jamie to get a handful of Halle-ass. Personally, I would've gone for the Immediate Sex on the Podium maneuver, but I was bitten by a radioactive spider which removed all sense of decorum. Ladies?
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Apr 21 2009Rihanna can't quit Chris Brown
- Rihanna still texting Chris Brown. Jesus. Now I want to punch her. But I won't because I'm a gentleman - which is why I hired a hooker to do it. Go get her, Boots! [Celebslam]
- Robert Downey, Jr. attends premiere of The Soloist with Jamie Foxx. Oh, so that's why he said all that crazy Miley Cyrus shit. Here I thought it was because of a sincere desire to see some Hannah boob. You deceived me, Jamie Foxx! [Lainey Gossip]
- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt take Zahara and Shiloh grocery shopping. Meanwhile, the other children are each given knives and trapped in the basement with a rat. -- Ha, I'm joking. They had guns. [Just Jared]
- Snoop Dogg gets his own wax statue at Madame Tussaud's in Vegas. In preparation for her next trip to Sin City, Britney Spears has been informed its not made of chocolate. Good luck with that. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Tony Romo spends his birthday without Jessica Simpson. How do you celebrate a birthday without giant breasts? Is that legal? [Radar Online]
- Tommy Lee hopes to use this Internet machine to score chicks. If you been chatting with TomDongItchLong, congratulations, there's tour bus sex in your future. Bring rubber boots. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Apr 16 2009Billy Ray Cyrus not cool with Jamie Foxx
Billy Ray Cyrus isn't thrilled with Jamie Foxx's suggestion that 16-year-old Miley Cyrus make a sex tape. While Jamie apologized on Leno, Billy Ray voiced his opinion on The Bonnie Hunt Show today. Via Us Magazine:
Billy Ray says, "It was hurtful. There wasn't nothing funny about it. And, quite frankly, I think if I said those things about his daughter, he might not find it so comedic."
It probably doesn't help that Billy Ray is from Kentucky, so I'm sure he wants to settle this matter the old Southern way. Which ironically involves Miley Cyrus making a sex tape. Whoa! Twist ending! This is why people call me the M. Night Shymalan of blogging. And by people I mean me. Just now.
Apr 15 2009Jamie Foxx apologizes to Miley Cyrus
Appearing on Tuesday's The Tonight Show, Jamie Foxx apologized to Miley Cyrus for suggesting she make a sex tape and do heroin during a segment on his radio show. E! News reports:
"I so apologize to [Cyrus], and this is sincere," he began. "I am a comedian, and you guys know that whatever I say, I don't mean any of it. [Big laugh from the audience.] And sometimes, as comedians, as we do, we go a little bit too far.
"I have a radio show...We're really the black Howard Stern. We go at everybody. There was a situation with Miley Cyrus, and I just want to say, I apologize for what I said. I didn't mean it maliciously. You know I'm a comedian. You know my heart," he added, turning to Leno.
Then, looking at the camera, "Miley, I apologize, so I'll call you. I got a daughter too, so I completely understand."
I've just received word that Billy Ray Cyrus has accepted Jamie Foxx's apology by returning his mullet to its default "Party!" position.
Apr 14 2009Jamie Foxx tells Miley Cyrus to make a sex tape
Jamie Foxx had words for Miley Cyrus on his Sirius show when a caller complained about her wanting to ruin Radiohead's career because they wouldn't talk to her at the Grammys. E! Online reports:
"Who is Miley Cyrus?" an incredulous Foxx, who has a teenage daughter of his own, said. "The one with all the gums? She gotta get a gum transplant...S--t."
"She's gonna ruin Radiohead's career? The same Radiohead that gets paid a million dollars just to sample their songs?
"Make a sex tape and grow up," he continued. "Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian and get some crack in your pipe. Catch Chlamydia on a bicycle seat. That's what I want."
While I don't know if it's necessarily a smart career move to tell a 16-year-old Disney cash cow to make a sex tape, I do know one thing: I am done riding bicycles naked. Done. This is exactly what happens when you try to go green, folks. BAM! Venereal disease. Get the word out.
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