Sep 23 2009Ashlee Simpson is leggy and other news
- Kanye West can't be having sex with Amber Rose. Just can't be. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Jude Law has a new daughter because apparently paying child support out the ass is his favorite. [PopEater]
- Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz reunite in Boston, and he seems to be giving her the classic Katie Holmes arm grip. You know, the one that reminds her not to show human emotion or Xenu will Klaxon ray them both to death. Yeah, that one. [Lainey Gossip]
- Amy Winehouse randomly shows up at schools and beats up kids now. What took so long? [Just Jared]
- Trevor Donovan must work out. [PopSugar]
- Kevin Federline will appear on the next season of Celebrity Fit Club and I will call that fat bastard "Messiah" if he eats Dustin Diamond. Messiah. [Celebslam]
- Jackson Rathbone was injured on the set of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Must've been all that lame, non-threatening, dry-humping vampire action. Shit will kill you. [WonderWall]
- Drew Barrymore has mommy issues. Oh, yeah, well Mackenzie Phillips' dad stuck his penis in her for 10 years, so maybe quit your bitching. Just a thought. [The Blemish]
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Aug 3 2009Jude Law's Baby Mama and other news
- Aubrey O'Day debuts "Party All the Time" EXCLUSIVELY on CELEBUZZ.
- Katherine Jackson suspects "foul play" in Michael's death and that he didn't die of "natural causes." Huh. I would've never guessed... [PopEater]
- Alexander Skarsgard is a great kisser, according to Lady GaGa. You know what else he'd be great at? PLAYING FUCKING THOR. /nerd alert [Just Jared]
- Jackson Rathbone of Twilight has a band. Of course. [Lainey Gossip]
- Mischa Barton has to be medicated out the butt. [The Blemish]
- Rachel Leigh Cook on wheels in a Robot Chicken shirt. Did I say that nerd alert was over? I take it back. [Celebslam]
- Ali Larter got married this weekend. But was her ass hanging out? Then my words have been wasted. You'll rue this day, Larter. RUE! [PopSugar]
Jun 29 2009Leighton Meester does music videos now
- Jon and Kate Gosselin are done making statements to the tabloids. Which means we can say whatever the fuck we want. Kate's vagina looks like an alligator! [Just Jared]
- Jackson Rathbone > Robert Pattinson? Or is that Twi-hard blasphemy? Oh, wait, one of them just nailed a dead bat to my door. It's blasphemy. [Lainey Gossip]
- Courtney Love somehow continues to walk among the living. [Celebslam]
- Paris Hilton finally takes the inevitable step into camel porn. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Gisele Bundchen prepares for MILFdom by using Bridget Moynahan's son as a practice dummy. [PopSugar]
- Leonardo DiCaprio had his shoes stolen by fans last week. I'm sure that'll make him feel special until later this week when Robert Pattinson's fans gnaw off his left foot. You heard it here first. [I'm Not Obsessed]
