Oct 19 2009Who the hell said Isabel Lucas is hotter than Megan Fox?
Megan Fox and Isabel Lucas both star in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, so it was basically required they make an appearance at Spike TV's Scream 2009 Awards Saturday to promote tomorrow's DVD release. On that note, whoever the hell started touting Isabel as the hotter face of the franchise needs to immediately get LASIK'd in the face. Set aside the insanity that flies out of Megan's mouth, and there's no way she isn't the hotter chick in this post. At least I don't look at Megan Fox and try to decide what I'm more afraid of: An elongated Martian brain behind a massive forehead, or a penis on account of the man-face. In the meantime, I don't even want to know what Isabel did for Michael Bay to land a role, but I'm sure it involved telepathic alien handjobs followed closely by Greco-Roman wrestling.
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Aug 7 2009Rachel Nichols is hot and other news
- Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman spent last night turning his kids' college fund into liquor. So that's how he gets laid... [PopEater]
- Lindsay Lohan gets bitchslapped by UK Elle. [Lainey Gossip]
- Ashlee Simpson apparently thinks album sales are driven by either ghosts, spider monkeys or the Matrix. But definitely not people. [Celebslam]
- Isabel Lucas < Megan Fox. I have spoken. [Just Jared]
- Nicole Richie is still pregnant?! She's faking it. [PopSugar]
- Anna Paquin used to be my latest obsession. Not anymore. [The Blemish]
Jun 24 2009Spencer Pratt is told about himself. Musically.
- Angelina Jolie wants to be president. Well, we elected a black guy, so why not a quasi-incestuous blood amulet-wearing child collector? It's time, America. It's time. [Celebslam]
- Jonathan Rhys Meyers arrested for drunkenly assaulting an airport bartender who cut him off. -- I'm failing to see the crime here. [The Blemish]
- Paris Hilton is tired of the Cristiano Ronaldo which now she says are completely made-up. Yes, because clearly the paparazzi caused all our eyes to see a clear as fuck picture of her flashing her snizz at Ronaldo in a club. Those devious bastards! [ICYDK]
- Audrina Patridge's solo reality show is picked up by MTV. I'm going to assume she'll be in a bikini the entire time unless their goal is to lose a shit-ton of money by boring their audience into comas. [PopSugar]
- Johnny Depp at the premiere of Public Enemies. For all the ladies who can't figure out what the deal is with Robert Pattinson. [Lainey Gossip]
- Isabel Lucas reportedly out-hots Megan Fox in the new Transformers movie. I'll be the judge of that - when it hits HBO. Don't forget to remind me. [Just Jared]
Thanks to Emily for the video that, while humorous, involved two minutes and 55 seconds too much of Spencer's face..
