Apr 8 2009Hugh Jackman thinks he's so tough...
- Hugh Jackman arrives at the Sydney premiere of Wolverine by jumping out of a helicopter. Somebody should put this guy in one of those superhero movies. [Vulture]
- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are finally divorcing. He wants to date other women while she just wants to realize her dream of competing in the Kentucky Derby. Don't stop believing! [Allie is Wired]
- Levi Johnston continues to battle Sarah Palin in the press. Wants people to know he's not white trash, he just likes huntin', fishin' and knockin' bitches up. That's all. [Jezebel]
- Hugh Laurie is not a fan of pranks on the set of House. Then again his mother was killed by a marching band hiding inside an elevator, so I can see how this might offend him. [Videogum]
- Keith Urban scores a threesome with his wife Nicole Kidman and Taylor Swift. He was just about to quit country music altogether, but it turns out it can get you laid - and this time not with a relative. [Best Week Ever]
Jan 7 2009The People's Choice Awards offer democracy one last chance to redeem itself
Unlike those other snooty awards ceremonies like the Oscars and the Hobo Olympics, the People's Choice Awards don't rely on an elite group of judges to determine the winners. No, for the past 35 years, the PCAs have put the decision directly in the hands of the people. Which could be a mistake, because people have been known to do some pretty stupid things at times. In the case of People's Choice nominee Anne Hathaway, it was dating a felonious dirtbag who eventually embarrassed her in the international media. Too bad there's no category for "Most Unfortunate Girlfriend of the Year" because I'd totally vote for her. If only my voting rights hadn't been suspended due to my criminal record. You organize one cockfight in an elementary-school playground, and people act like you're the next Saddam Hussein or something. Someday we'll get enough people on the Supreme Court to reverse that law...
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