Sep 28 2009Hugh Jackman & Daniel Craig interrupted by cell phone. Pissiness ensues.
Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig had their performances interrupted in the Broadway play "A Steady Rain" last week when a theatergoer's cell phone went off in the front row. The generally unflappable Hugh actually stops the play and asks the person "Are you gonna get that?" James Bond gets in on the act and this is exactly why I don't go to plays anymore: The actors always try to kick my ass. Listen, I wouldn't take off my shirt and flex in front of the stage if you actually said something interesting. "Wah, being a salesman suck. Let's talk about it for two hours." < My naked torso. Don't fight the science.
Sep 25 2009Dita Von Teese is busty and other news
- Courtney Love is apparently competing with Lindsay Lohan for the title of "Most Cracked Out Twitter User." [PopEater]
- Hugh Jackman keeps picking up his daughter after school [Lainey Gossip]
- Mischa Barton's new show is canceled after airing just two episodes. [Just Jared]
- Megan Fox hosts SNL this weekend. [PopSugar]
- Lindsay Lohan is worried the guy who robbed her house will spill secrets that will ruin her career. And by career I mean spotty employment that's just enough to keep the blow coming in. [Celebslam]
- Heidi Klum's baby is going to have a bitch of a time breastfeeding. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Bijou Phillips claims she knew about the incestuous affair between Mackenzie and their father John. Which explains how she end up a Scientologist. Ha! Just kidding. But not really. [The Blemish]
- Pamela Anderson owes $1 million in unpaid construction bills. Time to stop giving away freebies. [Wonderwall]
Sep 22 2009Hugh Jackman is dapper
Sporting a gray suit and shades, Hugh Jackman picked up his daughter Ava after school yesterday in New York. A female friend once told me seeing men playing with little kids is a huge turn-on for women, so this must be like high class porn for you ladies. On that note, I'll be down at the children's park wearing a Speedo if anyone needs me.
UPDATE: Who carries pepper spray around kids? Seriously. That's messed up.
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Jul 13 2009David Duchovny shirtless and other news
- Mel Gibson directed his pregnant girlfriend's new video. Surprisingly, it doesn't involve torture and/or Jew hating. I'm shocked. [PopEater]
- Hugh Jackman gets it. ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds do not get it. [Lainey Gossip]
- Emmanuelle Chriqui's breasts turns women into lesbians. [Celebslam]
- Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan got married, and I debated whether to include them here, the shortbus of posts. Read into that what you will. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Jon Gosselin smokes cigarettes now. I will pay him $25 million to ash in Kate's porcupine do on the first post-divorce episode. And by $25 million I mean this doodle of a naked Kim Kardashian telling me to land the Millenium Falcon on her ass. [Just Jared]
- Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban had a date night just like a normal couple. Until they threw gold bricks at puppies. I'm kidding. Just Nicole did. Because she's dead inside. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Britney Spears choreographed the newest song on her tour herself, so if you're a ticketholder, prepare yourself for three-to-five minutes of dancers kicking toddlers in the face to get at a pile of french fries. [PopSugar]
May 27 2009Rihanna & Kanye West in 'Paranoid'
- Jessica Simpson is going back to reality TV. This time to travel around the world investigating body images and beauty in other cultures. Ten buck says she ends up at Chili's and thinks it's Mexico. [Lainey Gossip]
- Miley Cyrus' boyfriend Justin Gaston says he wishes he could be a lapdog that's petted and loved all day. -- Seriously, what else does this kid need to do let Billy Ray Cyrus know his daughter is dating a gay man? I thought that was illegal in the South. Or am I thinking about book learning? [The Blemish]
- Winona Ryder admits the biggest challenge in her life was getting over Johnny Depp. Wow. Way to obsess over things for twenty freaking years. Get me in a relationship with that. [ICYDK]
- Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig are starring in a Broadway play together. It's called "Cha-Ching! I Can Almost Hear the Money Flying Out of Every Single Vagina That Just Read This." [Just Jared]
- Carrie Prejean is guest hosting Fox & Friends this week. Somewhere Rush Limbaugh just got an erection. Or at least tried until he remembered he's out of Mexican Viagra and BBQ sauce. Don't ask. [Jezebel]
- Lauren Conrad admits the producers of The Hills forced a reconciliation between her and Heidi. And by forced she meant wrote it in the script that tells her exactly how to look, feel, act and talk. You know, just like real life. [PopSugar]
May 4 2009Hugh Jackman named his penis
- Hugh Jackman named his penis "James Roger." Well, I'm sold on Wolverine now. Who's with me? [Allie is Wired]
- George Clooney is testifying in Cindy Crawford's husband sexual harassment case. If it's a lady judge, here's the verdict: SEX-TASTIC! Followed by a lengthy mistrial. [PopSugar]
- Kate Walsh dating Private Practice co-star Paul Adelstein. I'm assuming this is juicy news, but then again I tried to get drunk off Scope this morning. Read into that however you like. [ICYDK]
- Jon Hamm is apparently super dreamy in person and nice as hell to boot. Hey, Draper, other people are working their asses off lowering expectations. I don't clip coupons for Olive Garden for my health! [Best Week Ever]
- Eminem has another new video that suddenly that has something to do with murdering McDonald's employees, Kim Kardashian and Hannah Montana. So, yes, he's still basically Weird Al. [Videogum]
- Madonna's publicist pretty much lies about everything. No matter how trivial the news, she'll tell you the exact fucking opposite. Which is why I'll be calling her later to say that Madonna is a normal human being who doesn't eat children. [Jezebel]
Apr 30 2009Jennifer Aniston still hates children
- Jennifer Aniston is NOT adopting a baby. No, Angelina would be expecting that. But a dolphin.... [PopSugar]
- Hugh Jackman bought breakfast for 800 Wolverine fans waiting in line in Arizona. See, kids, never having sex does pay off. Free bagels?! That's way better than a vagina! Awww yeah! [ICYDK]
- Paul Abdul apparently still doesn't realized she was duped by Sacha Baron Cohen for his upcoming movie Bruno. She does, however, know that gin is delicious. Yum yum. [Videogum]
- Daniel Craig wearing sweatpants. Hey, sometimes even James Bond feels like a fatty and doesn't want to leave the house. Fortunately, escort services deliver. God save the Queen! [Best Week Ever]
- Madonna gives Guy Ritchie the kids for the entire summer. Then again, that's when she slumbers 10,000 feet below the Earth's crust, and a Wii will only entertain them for so long. [Allie is Wired]
- Sarah Palin vs. Ann Coulter: It's like someone figured out what I think about when I masturbate. Then substituted Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter. [Jezebel]
Apr 28 2009Julia Roberts is capable of profanity
- Julia Roberts swears! And even more shockingly, is alive. Holy shit! [PopSugar]
- Fergie's shoe line includes heels named after The Jonas Brothers? So are you not allowed to wear them until you're married? I don't get it. [MTV Buzzworthy]
- Courtney Love is opening up a lingerie store. Want to make your husband impotent? Your prayers have been answered. [ICYDK]
- Hugh Jackman isn't fucking with swine flu and has canceled the Mexican leg of his Wolverine promotional tour. Fortunately, he waited for Heidi and Spencer to get down there before saying "Ha, you're joking right? Pull the plug." [Videogum]
- Gisele Bundchen takes her baby out to play. Even though it came of Bridget Moynahan's vagina. Mere technicality. [Jezebel]
- Keira Knightley insists she eats. In fact, she loves food so much she'll marry it right here then have food children. -- I've gone too far, haven't I? [Best Week Ever]
- Suri Cruise bolts from Tom Cruise. Katie Holmes, you should take notes. [Allie is Wired]
