Jul 8 2009Lindsay Lohan turned down The Hangover


If there's one thing I never expected to hear, it's Lindsay Lohan turning down acting work which would subsequently fuel her drug addiction. But apparently that was the case with The Hangover which has been a box office juggernaut this summer. Us Weekly reports:

A source tells Us that director Todd Phillips approached Lohan to star in the hit flick -- which has raked in $205 million so far -- after their mutual agent campaigned on the actress' behalf.
"The agent tried hard to get Phillips to consider her," says the source, "and when he finally agreed, Lindsay said she didn't like the script!"
The role went to actress Heather Graham.

Okay, I want to believe this story, but I'm having trouble wrapping my head around two things: 1. Lindsay Lohan reading. And 2. A director considering her for a role over Heather Graham. That's like someone asking what you want for breakfast and you saying "Well, my first choice would be face cancer, but I guess I'll settle for a stack of delicious pancakes that still has awesome breasts at 39. If I have to."

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Jun 10 2009Heather Graham goes braless in London


Heather Graham opted to go braless at the UK premiere of The Hangover today, and whoever said she has horrible, saggy breasts without a pushup bra owes her an apology. Also, they should probably kill themselves for bringing shame to this site. I run a respectable business here once you get past all the vaginas, profanity and that time I tried to see if my words could impregnate a woman. Which reminds me, I still want a DNA test.

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Jun 9 2009Heather Graham attacked by dinosaur


Heather Graham attended the Dublin premiere of The Hangover last night and apparently wanted to look like she just got out of a knife fight with Hayden Panettiere. I say this because the slash marks stop just short of Heather's chest, and I have a healthy imagination. Ladies? I mean, myself?

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Jun 3 2009Heather Graham: Alive and cleavagey


Here's Heather Graham at the premiere of The Hangover last night, and I completely forgot she even existed and had ridiculous breasts. On that note, I'll never forget how she got me fired for what I'm about to do in the men's room. (Read: Build a giant toilet-paper-roll periscope into the ladies room. I see you.)

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