Sep 16 2009Kendra Wilkinson's husband cut from the Eagles
Add getting a father-to-be fired to Michael Vick's list of offenses. The Philadelphia Eagles have cut Kendra Wilkinson's husband Hank Baskett just months before the two are due to have a baby boy. Us Magazine reports:
The Philadelphia Eagles released the star receiver, 27, to make room for Michael Vick on the team's 53-man roster.
The team said on its Web site that Vick, who had been on the exempt list, will begin practicing with the team on Wednesday. (Vick can't play in the first two regular-season games as a penalty for participating in a dogfighting ring.)
Of course, Kendra and Hank will be fine. Provided Hugh Hefner doesn't drop dead or no longer wants his diaper changed by a topless woman with ginormous tits, so maybe update that resume.
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Jul 19 2009Kendra Wilkinson is having a boy
Kendra Wilkinson let the sex of her baby slip to E! News while shopping for newborn clothes Friday, and it looks like it's going to be a boy. Which shouldn't cause any awkward moments down the road. No, not at all.
HANK JR.: Mom?
KENDRA: Yes, dear?
HANK JR.: Who's Hugh Hefner?
KENDRA: Sonofabitch.
Jul 17 2009Kendra Wilkinson's inflating breasts and other news
- Jake Gyllenhaal's Prince of Persia official photo looks Middle Eastern. Not counting Jake. [Lainey Gossip]
- Nick Lachey has never stopped loving Jessica Simpson. Which is why he's going to need to bang a bunch of strippers before deciding to get back together. Because of all the love. [Celebslam]
- Jim Cavaziel was in a motorcycle accident caused by a crazed lunatic throwing a bicycle at him. Dammit, Mel! [PopEater]
- Katie Price might star in a remake of Baywatch. Huh. So there is a legitimate use for her. Weird. [Just Jared]
- Lauren Conrad mocks Heidi Montag's Playboy cover. Wait. Did Lauren Conrad just do something interesting? Or did I take the bad acid again? Shiiiiit. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Zac Efron is learning how to scuba dive. Will he bang a mermaid or a merman? Only time will tell. (Note: Go near Ariel and I'll cut you.) [PopSugar]
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Jun 29 2009Kendra Wilkinson leaves for honeymoon
Newlyweds Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Basket were spotted at LAX Sunday as they prepared to fly to St. Lucia for their honeymoon. I love how Kendra's shirt reads "High Maintenance Bride." Because what's more attractive then a woman who lets you know she's going to be an unbelievable bitch that you can't escape without forking over 75% of your money in alimony and child support? No, really, I'd be aroused right now if I wasn't hiding under my desk praying for cancer before a pair of fake tits tricks me down the aisle. (Don't get any ideas, ladies.)
Jun 28 2009Kendra Wilkinson & Hank Baskett wed at Playboy Mansion
Former Playmate Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett of the Philadelphia Eagles were married Saturday at the Playboy Mansion and, wow, nothing like having a wedding at the same place your future wife played with an old man's balls for cash. So, was the strip club booked that day? Or would that have been too classy?
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Jun 10 2009Kendra Wilkinson is pregnant
Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett are expecting their first child, according to E!'s Mark Malkin:
"Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together," she just told me. "We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans."
Let's put this news into more relevant forms based on gender.
Guys: Breasts get big. Soon.
Ladies: Kendra found a man and gets to have a baby which proves implants are always the right decision. Always.
I think I've made a difference here today.
May 24 2009Holly Madison & Kendra Wilkinson in bikinis
Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson kicked off the Memorial Day weekend at the Wet Republic pool in Vegas, and to keep that spirit alive, I'll be taking off tomorrow to drunkenly remember those who served so I can post bikini pictures on the Internet. Your death was not in vain, soldier.
Back on Tuesday.
- The Superficial
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Nov 6 2008Kendra Wilkinson is engaged
Kendra Wilkinson hasn't even left the Playboy Mansion yet and she's already engaged. Phildadelphia Eagle Hank Baskett proposed to the soon-to-be-former Girl Next Door atop the Space Needle over the weekend. E! News reports:
Both fams were present for the proposal, and Ken-babe seemed completely shell-shocked at the revealed ring. H.B. even got down on one knee to pop the big q to the former Playmate. Tho our source swears she saw the whole happy event with her own eyes, we inquired with K's reps...haven't heard back.
But, a close Kendra friend has confirmed, "it's true."
HANK: Kendra, this ring represents my love, baby.
KENDRA: Oh my god!
HANK: And this Space Needle represents my well, heh heh, you know.
KENDRA: Oh.. my god?
HANK: It too has its own elevator, restaurant and valet parking.
KENDRA: I'm not signing a prenup.
HANK: Fair enough. Would you like to see the aquarium I'm installing?
