Jun 8 2009Goldie Hawn to Kate Hudson: 'Stop being a whore.'
Kate Hudson's latest relationship with Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez is starting to worry her mother Goldie Hawn, according to the Daily Mail:
'Goldie feels it's high time Kate settled down and left the dating scene behind for a while,' says a source.
'Kate's had a string of boyfriends since her divorce from Chris Robinson and it's always the same pattern - she falls hard and fast, then gets bored or has her heart broken. Goldie hates the idea of seeing Kate getting hurt again.'
Wasn't Goldie Hawn divorced twice before dating the married Kurt Russell? Just throwing that out there. Anyway, maybe it is time for Kate Hudson to settle down, or at least stop funneling every male celebrity through her vagina. At this rate, she's one step away from having sex with Dane Cook. Wait. That happened already? Did I suggest suicide earlier? Because that's what I meant to say: Suicide.
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May 4 2009Goldie Hawn's nipple not as horrifying as you might think
Here's Goldie Hawn attending a party at the Gramercy Park Hotel and, holy crap, that's some old lady nip. Anyone else surprisingly not offended by this? Me either. Also, I'm now 100% certain Kate Hudson is not her daughter. I'm sorry, ha ha, nice little gag there, Goldie, but it's honesty time: You stole her from an orphanage. Not that I'm judging your or anything, I just want some truth, dammit! -- Or more nip. Whichever works.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that might be a catalyst to evaluate just how much you like your boss. Didn't he eat your lunch once? Just sayin'.
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Jan 11 2009Goldie Hawn at the beach
Here's 63-year-old actress Goldie Hawn relaxing on the beach in Hawaii. Take a good look because this is Kate Hudson in about 35 years. Provided she spontaneously acquires breasts and the dedicated love of a man. - - PFFT! Ha ha ha ha! Kate Hudson; commitment. I'm hilarious.
Jul 2 2008Kate Hudson is hot (If you hate breasts)
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong had dinner yesterday with Kate's mom Goldie Hawn which must've made Owen Wilson all kinds of jealous. He never got to meet Goldie! This blows. Why is everyone always walking out on him? Fortunately, there's always good, old reliable heroi- Hey! Mr. Syringe, why're you putting on your top hat and monocle? "Sorry, Owen, but I think we should see other people." Awwwww.
