Jan 13 2009Megan Fox: 'I'm a tranny'
Megan Fox apparently took some time out yesterday from meeting her incestuous crush Zac Efron to whine about her body to reporters at the Golden Globes. The Sun reports:
She said: “I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed.”
Megan added: “I love Salma Hayek’s look. She looks beautiful and I really want her boobs. I really, really do.”
While there's a simple solution to having Salma Hayek's breasts: Buy them. Anyone else suddenly feel the urge to watch M*A*S*H with no pants on? Yeah, me neither. That was a test. I was just testing you.
*looks wistfully out the window* Hawkeye....
Jan 12 2009Megan Fox & Zac Efron COLLIDE!
Remember when Megan Fox said Zac Efron was like the brother she'd have sex with? Well, Zac Efron did and displayed some brass balls by saying "Hi" to Megan at last night's Golden Globes. Seriously, how awesome must it have been to be Vanessa Hudgens at that exact moment? I'm guessing somewhere between "she stopped taking her birth control pills because that'll show him" awesome and "crying after sex for the next month" awesome. But, God willing, both.
Jan 12 2009Heath Ledger kicks some more alive people ass at Golden Globes
For his role in that Batman movie that may or may not have been about George Bush, Heath Ledger won Best Supporting Actor last night at the 66th Annual Golden Globes (a.k.a. Oscar Tee-Ball) which has significantly increased his chances of a posthumous Academy Award. The AP reports:
The award was accepted by "Dark Knight" director Christopher Nolan, who said he and his collaborators were buoyed by the enormous acclaim and acceptance the film and Ledger's performance have gained worldwide.
"All of us who worked with Heath on `The Dark Knight' accept with an awful mixture of sadness but incredible pride," Nolan said. "After Heath passed, you saw a hole ripped in the future of cinema."
Heath has been snagging awards and nominations for The Dark Knight left and right including "The Superficial Award for Schooling So Many Motherfuckers from the Grave People Forgot You Banged an Olsen Twin." Yeah, we do that now.
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