Oct 22 2009Gerard Butler battling Jessica Simpson's breasts?
Jessica Simpson might be the latest notch on Gerard Butler's belt. The two were spotted together Tuesday night, according to Page Six:
"They were at a table with friends, but Jessica and Gerard, who sat next to each other, seemed to only be interested in each other and chatted for hours," a spy told Page Six. "They were laughing and flirting and eventually left together, along with Ken [Paves]."
Remember that scene in 300 where Gerard Butler's character spears an elephant in slow-motion? That's all I'm saying.
Jul 16 2009Pamela Anderson is classy and other news
- Ivanka Trump is engaged. Great. Now where am I going to find a young, billionaire sugar mama with awesome breasts? Even if Donald makes another baby today, I'll be almost 50 by the time's it 18 which means I'll have to be the rich one. Stupid cockblocking capitalism, I hate you! [PopEater]
- Adrian Grenier and Ashley Greene continue to pretend they're not dating. Sort of like how Emmanuelle Chriqui and me are rocking it. I mean, not rocking it. Wink. [Lainey Gossip]
- Michael Jackson apparently had an insane collection of naked actresses from the 20s to today. -- Christ, he was misunderstood. [The Blemish]
- Gerard Butler is getting tired of rumors that he's dating Jennifer Aniston. For the last time, people, he's only sleeping with her when he's drunk. How about a little respect? [Just Jared]
- Batista of the WWE rocks a Speedo on the beach if you're into that sort of thing. Rupert Everett. I went there. [Celebslam]
- Taylor Lautner talks about bulking up so he could keep his role in New Moon. Meanwhile, Robert Pattinson skipped showering for the eighth day in a row and banged 25 women in his hotel room because the universe is a bitch. [PopSugar]
- David Beckham's kids want tattoos just like him. Really? Have they looked at their mother? Because that's what David's tattoos got him: Falcor with Breast Inflating Action. [ICYDK]
Jul 9 2009Brooke Hogan lumbers about and other news
- Hayden Panettiere does Details magazine yet doesn't flash her panties which officially proves Emma Watson is the improved model of cyborgs sent from the future to harness my love. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Gwyneth Paltrow claims she was "fat" last month and used her "Clean" detoxification process to shed the weight. I'm now convinced this woman isn't insipid. Just goddamn insane. [Lainey Gossip]
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie try to pretend their preferred methods of conveyance isn't a child-powered rickshaw. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Katie Holmes is showing emotion again. I guess somebody didn't check the batteries in her shock collar. Suri. [Celebslam]
- Jennifer Aniston continues trying to make Brad jealous by starring in a Mr. and Mrs. Smith rip-off with Gerard Butler who's just along to spelunk the legendary Ice Crevasse. [PopSugar]
- Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson plan to adopt which normally I'd say is admirable, but let's not pretend Scarlett's breasts aren't a vital part of the gene pool. In fact, I'm pretty sure they can cure cancer, so I volunteer myself to reproduce with her. For humanity's sake. [Just Jared]
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Apr 20 2009Jennifer Aniston gets some Gerard Butler
Jennifer Aniston is apparently letting 300 star Gerard Butler epically battle her vagina. The Sun reports:
The pair first got friendly at last year's Toronto film festival, "drinking champagne and talking", but because Jen was dating JOHN MAYER, nothing came of it.
But now she's single, Jen's reportedly keen on romancing the RocknRolla heartthrob and star alongside him in two upcoming movies.
The pair have reportedly been meeting up at the former Friends star's New York apartment.
How awesome must it be to go from John Mayer to Gerard Butler? Finally, a real man who will pour whiskey into her until she stops calling him Brad. Unlike John Mayer who just sobbed quietly, put the blonde wig on and dreamed of Twittering by candlelight. *sigh*
Oct 14 2008Gerard Butler moves in on Travis Barker's ex
Almost as a direct response to Travis Barker blogging/whining about her not visiting him enough in the hospital, his ex-wife Shanna Moakler publicly hooked up with Scottish actor Gerard Butler at an LA club last night. Ouch. Nothing like sitting in a hospital bed with a charred wiener while your ex has crazy slow-motion sex on top of an elephant with the star of 300.
GERARD: This. Is. SPARTA! - And I'll call you.
SHANNA: But you don't have my number.
GERARD: Aye, that's a wee bonny lass. Have a ya seen me kilt?
SHANNA: Are you pretending to only speak Scottish so you don't have to call me?
GERARD: Begorra! .... Yes.
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