Dec 15 2008George Bush has cat-like reflexes

President George Bush had shoes thrown at him during a press conference in Baghdad yesterday. An Iraqi journalist, who surprisingly didn't get his ass shot, whipped not one but BOTH of his shoes at the president after calling him a "dog." Personal feelings of Bush aside, you gotta admit the bastard is quick which will apparently come in handy considering the Secret Service are lame-ducking it themselves. To emphasize my point, check out the agent who hops up to the stage after the attack then acts like he's on top of things: "No, Mr. President, I wasn't just playing GameBoy. Hey, there's shoes back here..."

Thanks to Joel. You weren't fucking kidding me.

Oct 24 2008Will Ferrell's George W. Bush meets Tina Fey's Sarah Palin

It's Friday, so here's Will Ferrell reprising his classic George W. Bush role alongside Tina Fey's Sarah Palin on last night's Primetime Edition of Saturday Night Live. I'm pretty sure something historic just happened here, but then again, I think it's historic whenever I pour chocolate milk on my Cocoa Krispies. And, on that note, excuse me while I vibrate over to the men's room to have a sugar-induced panic attack. Whee!