Jul 22 2008James Blunt and Gary Dourdan party on a boat with topless chicks
Here's musician James Blunt and Gary Dourdan (CSI) in Spain doing exactly what I'd be doing if I had cash pouring out my nostrils: Partying on a boat with topless chicks. Of course, I'd take it one step further by installing a torpedo launcher that I'd fire at dolphins, the smug bastards of the sea. Who's the smart one now, fin ass?! Fire one! .... Where's the "boom"? What do you mean I can't load the tube with hand guns and steak knives?
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW unless you run a travel agency that specializes in exciting nipple-loaded destinations. In which case, what's your most affordable package? I've got roughly $5.30 and these magic beans. Okay, they're Raisinets.
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Jul 18 2007Gary Dourdan is an asshole
Gary Dourdan, some clown from CSI, freaked out and started beating up a paparazzo last night. The photographer was basically just standing there and then Dourdan flipped out, throwing him against the ground and breaking his camera. After the attack, Dourdan sped off on his Ducati, but then later came back with his entourage and started chasing the photographer around Hollywood in a Town Car. Seriously, just following the guy around in a car, like out of a movie. The paparazzo is freaking out the whole time and runs around begging passersby for help, eventually jumping into a cab to get away.
Check out the full 15-minutes of cartoon madness after the jump. You can't really see much, but the audio gives a good idea of what's going on.
