Oct 16 2009Halle Berry makes me want to strangle a mountain ox (Suck it, Megan Fox)
Here's Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry at the 6th Annual Keep a Child Alive Ball in New York last night, and nothing helps a child stay alive more than knowing a blogger is getting laid by an Oscar-winning actress. No, really, I've crunched the numbers and it's better than taking the little scamps to Olive Garden for never-ending pasta. You can't fight the math.
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Jul 8 2009Halle Berry's boyfriend is making me look bad
Halle Berry and boyfriend Gabriel Aubry took their baby Nahla on vacation to Miami this week where Gabriel decided to strut his six-pack abs all over the place. So, what? You think you're better than me because you're insanely beautiful and bed Halle Berry on a daily basis? Yeah, well, last night I drank beer out of a can while watching Internet porn and sobbing alone in my room. Who's the cool guy now? SWISH!
EDIT: After rereading my comments, I realize I made a mistake here. Which is why I'd like to apologize to Gabriel because no one deserves to be smoked like that. Friends?
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Jul 2 2009Hayden Panettiere is single
- Hayden Panettiere and Steve Jones are no longer a couple. Turns out he's a womanizer, and she can not only see through keyholes but fit through them and say "Hey, why are you sleeping with that hooker?" [The Blemish]
- Khloe Kardashian might pose for Playboy. Hey, they're doing lame no-nudity shoots now, so Yeti porn is the next logical step. [Celebslam]
- Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry's looks defy all logic and reason. But not gravity. Because they're lazy. [Lainey Gossip]
- Angelina Jolie earned more money than Jennifer Aniston last year. And also has sex with Brad Pitt. In case she forgot. [Just Jared]
- Gisele Bundchen is like a baby bump-covering ninja. Wouldn't it be hot if her nipples shot throwing stars? At Tom Brady's face, I mean. [PopSugar]
- Rihanna's in trouble with the NYC Health Department for tattooing three people without a license last night at a tattoo parlor. I wonder who tipped them off.... [ICYDK]
