Mar 30 2009Rihanna & Frankie Delgado: Called it

Turns out the source of rumors claiming Rihanna is dating Brody Jenner leech Frankie Delgado is, holy shit, Frankie Delgado. Who saw that coming? Besides me and anyone with the cognizance to realize The Hills is scripted. Page Six reports:

Spies said, "Frankie is total bull[bleep] and is now using her to try and get press on himself. He got her to come to Le Deux and then sold her out so he could see his name in print. He even told people she was dancing on tables -- which is wrong."

Because you know what's always a great thing to do to a girl who just got out of an abusive relationship? Immediately exploit her so you can score chicks at the club. It's like a magical fairy tale come to life. Whee!

Mar 29 2009Rihanna not dating Brody Jenner sycophant

Brody Jenner hanger-on Frankie Delgado is setting the record straight that he's not dating Rihanna who was recently spotted clubbing with Brody's entourage. People reports:

Despite rumors circulating on the Internet, Delgado said he and Rihanna are "just friends" Saturday while attending the grand opening of Wet Republic, the pool party at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.
Delgado, who has starred in MTV's The Hills and Bromance, believes the chatter got started because "she's been out, hanging out, I guess. It's Hollywood, people talk a lot."
Asked how she is doing, his reply was only, "She's good."

Deglado then added, "But if Brody told me I had to date her, I'd do it. I'd totally do it, but not because I'm his bitch or anything. I'm my own man. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go make Brody a non-fat latte then send his publicist flowers for spinning a story about me dating Rihanna. -- I mean, wait."

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